Rubber Fairy Bea
rubberfairybea.bsky.social
Rubber Fairy Bea
@rubberfairybea.bsky.social
Tiny stretchy fairy who loves getting in trouble. Always bounces back.
We're exchanging all sorts of ideas with them. Mainly the idea that they're monsters, we don't want them around us.
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Even ignoring the evidence of his existence, America has been run by presidents on so many drugs they were only lucid for long enough to appear in public, then go back into their drug-coma. More than once!
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Elsewhere it's just "Do illegal things, but nothing will happen because the ones responsible for stopping me don't want to set a precedent of people like me being stopped."
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On the other hand, how fucked is American Politics that "This right-wing politician did the bare minimum we expect of our representatives" is a sign of hope for some people?
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When they tried using AI to detect cancer from pictures of moles, it concluded that having a ruler in the picture meant cancer, because those were the ones we knew WERE cancerous. Which is why we were measuring them.
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"If you use it responsibly"

It's inherently irresponsible. Before it made it to your hands, the machine was fed a bunch of plagirism, false data and hallucinated connections.
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Naturally, to engage the power core, one must pull the sword-shaped lever from it's housing.
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Telling fascists 'No fuck off' weakens them as a whole, not just on the specific issue they're being pushed back on.

Fascism relies on fatigue, on intimidating people, on people saying "I can't deal with all this", because when they face real opposition, they fold instantly.
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
No no, as soon as a sperm touches an egg, thats a baby. It must survive to term, make miscarriages a crime.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Then does their face on purpose
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'd take her to beat the champion
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Latex light, providing it's own shine...
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ok, so we accuse them of being anti-circumcision (We know they don't actually care about the Jewish, but some christian variations do it too) and get a religious exemption added. Then whichever church of satan is the political action group makes it a religious requirement.
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
See? Management isn't full of bigots, they're just trying to bring the spice people crave!
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Noo, I want a FAB! It'll melt if it's not in the freezer!
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What was so bad about Castro anyway? All I really know is the CIA kept failing to kill him because they didn't like his policies, which doesn't exactly put me off.
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Twenty years ago? Is this guy the reason he's such a recluse, basically being stalked?
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Deleted within 20 minutes, a powerful 'wrong'
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Haha, I remember that cartoon, Oddjob in a tracksuit is so wacky, oh those silly
WHAT THE YELLOW PERIL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE DR NO!?
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'd just ask them to post the causes of death. How long has China been communist? How many of those are 'old age'?
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"There's no orphan blood in your game. Just in some of the work around the game!"
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Does she eat bugs off the USB stick?
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Could be worse...

"Grok, how do I raise my daughter?"
"You mean son"
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The two big ones being dropped into a pool of the stuff if you wronged your child, or getting it dropped on you if you attended a house party.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM