This guy looks like he's been huffing a gas sock.

I'd love to see him run his mouth without his goons to stand behind. What a pathetic coward.

But he's so much better than us. That's all. He writes for Wired! Remember Wired? They were popular... back when hi-button shoes were in style.

I have to admit it's weird that there's always one asshole that automatically takes the contrarian point of view in a desperate attempt to appear superior and intelligent. You know, not dragged down by base emotions of outrage like us proles who are... against pedophilia.

We found the asshole!

If you were a hot dog and you were starvin', would ya' eat yourself? I know I would!

Every time I see that asshole

Same, but with my ex. I don't think it will ever change.

Well, in Trump's defense, he is a fucking moron.

Hair looks great! I went through this with a loved one and wish you all the best. You keep popping up in my timeline so following!

Here's a young Pam Bondi.

Hermann Göring Munster here can fuck all the way off. I hope there's a Heaven just so they can burn in Hell.

How would they have put anything into your DOJ's files? What a dumb cunt. Someone just knock his giant fucking Efferdent dentures out of his head already.

He has to be the least clever person in existence.

His ill fitting suit jacket is truly scandalous.

Someone somewhere has to still have the real, complete files.

The manliest of men.