Woof~! 🐾 (May I join?)

So... the cake is a lie? 🥺

The Weighted Companion Drone is not equipped with a digestive system. Attempting to feed it cake may result in disappointment, electrocution, or possibly death.

Yet, too dumb to operate it on its own, it patiently sat and waited for an unsuspecting victim to pounce on and beg for head pats from.

Showing some signs of intelligence, it had located a shower possibly aware that it could produce artificial rain, and thereby reproduce the wet and humid environment it prefers.

Can never have enough layers on at the same time 🤤