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I have been happily enjoying obliviousness to many recent current events while visiting family for Thanksgiving but I hope everyone is aware of the wonderful news that the winner of the Purina 2025 National Dog Show Best In Show was the beautiful Belgian sheepdog, Soleil.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I have been happily enjoying obliviousness to many recent current events while visiting family for Thanksgiving but I hope everyone is aware of the wonderful news that the winner of the Purina 2025 National Dog Show Best In Show was the beautiful Belgian sheepdog, Soleil.
Ruled. Even more bonkers than the first. Had me hollering in the theater on multiple occasions. Totally ridiculous rage-powered mayhem.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ruled. Even more bonkers than the first. Had me hollering in the theater on multiple occasions. Totally ridiculous rage-powered mayhem.
This is terrifying and Bond-villain-esque and almost certainly going to happen. Worst case scenario, oops, Snowpiercer apocalypse. Best case scenario, that Futurama episode where Earth delays imminent climate catastrophe by regularly kicking the can down the road for future generations to cope with.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is terrifying and Bond-villain-esque and almost certainly going to happen. Worst case scenario, oops, Snowpiercer apocalypse. Best case scenario, that Futurama episode where Earth delays imminent climate catastrophe by regularly kicking the can down the road for future generations to cope with.
Couple of great ones around Denver but I would like to single out this beautiful absurdity.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Couple of great ones around Denver but I would like to single out this beautiful absurdity.
Oh my gawwwwd I do not have time for this computer error nonsense. Their face recognition thing just read my face wrong too many times!! I need to leave town for Thanksgiving in a few days!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUPID FUTURE STUPID GIG WORK
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh my gawwwwd I do not have time for this computer error nonsense. Their face recognition thing just read my face wrong too many times!! I need to leave town for Thanksgiving in a few days!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUPID FUTURE STUPID GIG WORK
WHAT THE HELL DOORDASH I NEED TO WORK
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
WHAT THE HELL DOORDASH I NEED TO WORK
Kind of an odd duck. Feels like elevated horror but with a Tales from the Crypt-ish story. Gorgeous with some supremely creepy visuals, too slow for me at times but with enough spookiness to nearly redeem that. The Blackcoat’s Daughter stays my favorite Osgood Perkins movie.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kind of an odd duck. Feels like elevated horror but with a Tales from the Crypt-ish story. Gorgeous with some supremely creepy visuals, too slow for me at times but with enough spookiness to nearly redeem that. The Blackcoat’s Daughter stays my favorite Osgood Perkins movie.
WANKING GESTURE
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
WANKING GESTURE
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Lrt so many people in the comments who do not understand jokes. Oh, Blue Sky!
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lrt so many people in the comments who do not understand jokes. Oh, Blue Sky!
At no point was it marketed as being strictly about the boat.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
At no point was it marketed as being strictly about the boat.
It’s true.
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s true.
This design for the reverse of the famous Metroid gender reveal
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This design for the reverse of the famous Metroid gender reveal
Anyway check out Sorry, Baby. It’s very good and also refreshingly, cathartically funny while relating to this topic.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Anyway check out Sorry, Baby. It’s very good and also refreshingly, cathartically funny while relating to this topic.
Man. Massively fun yet falls maddeningly short of legendary potential. Story beats toward the end felt accordion-collapsed to fit a respectable action film length—I’d’ve been down for more! A mini series even! I wanna spend more time in this world with these characters! Oh well. It had me grinning.
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Man. Massively fun yet falls maddeningly short of legendary potential. Story beats toward the end felt accordion-collapsed to fit a respectable action film length—I’d’ve been down for more! A mini series even! I wanna spend more time in this world with these characters! Oh well. It had me grinning.
Stealing a tweet here, but Reed Richards immediately after that press conference:
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Stealing a tweet here, but Reed Richards immediately after that press conference:
Shepard Smith summed it up:
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Shepard Smith summed it up:
Sometimes I accept orders simply for the purpose of sending them a screenshot of what they have the audacity to ask of me.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sometimes I accept orders simply for the purpose of sending them a screenshot of what they have the audacity to ask of me.
Memories of RFK jr feeling frisky
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Memories of RFK jr feeling frisky
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
Beautiful historical slice of life movie! Loved how it captures the solipsism of early childhood, and how that slowly falls away as we learn to understand the people around us. The English dub I saw is entirely great. It was preceded by a lovely short, Éiru by Cartoon Saloon who can do no wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Beautiful historical slice of life movie! Loved how it captures the solipsism of early childhood, and how that slowly falls away as we learn to understand the people around us. The English dub I saw is entirely great. It was preceded by a lovely short, Éiru by Cartoon Saloon who can do no wrong.
It was onions stuffed with peanut butter.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It was onions stuffed with peanut butter.
Great final message.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Great final message.
Haaaaay
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Haaaaay
Predator: Badlands RULES. A grandpa w his grandson kept yelling HELL YEAH throughout the movie. So much inventive action w great characters (Thia is the cutest synthetic in all of Weyland-Yutani.) And really not at all a bad film to take older kids to! And rad character animation, esp the yautjas.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Predator: Badlands RULES. A grandpa w his grandson kept yelling HELL YEAH throughout the movie. So much inventive action w great characters (Thia is the cutest synthetic in all of Weyland-Yutani.) And really not at all a bad film to take older kids to! And rad character animation, esp the yautjas.