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Rubes
@rubizza.bsky.social
Infected with the woke mind virus. Queer AF NB. Not just married: gay married. She/her; they OK. Like the kids.

Monogamous no-coiner: yes, that means go all the way away with your pump & your dump.
WHO’S A GOOD BOY?

Omg, please adopt this beautiful guy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Next time you’re in Hapeville, check out Beer Girl. It’s awesome.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Felix is a fan of Everything is Tuberculosis, @johngreen.bsky.social. This is the 5th? time he’s pulled it out of my wife’s backpack. I don’t think she’s going to be able to finish it now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

(I’m taking liberties with “meme,” because I don’t save many these days.)
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh, Todd Snider: I’m glad I got to meet you and hang out in the tour bus. You lived it old school rock n roll style, and I loved you and your music—as well as the people who loved you and your music. I have friends I wouldn’t have without you. You were an alright guy, all right. Goodnight.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I reported feeling this. I was online, w/video, w/co-workers in SF and Pleasanton. None of them felt it. I was way closer.

I took a survey about my earthquake fear after reporting the experience. Weird thing about living in an earthquake zone: we’re not really afraid of earthquakes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hate to be a scold, but transit is a noun, and transiting is not a real word.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We did it, Dad!
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I hear this channel’s gone to shit, but I can’t leave without recommending this lovely novel.
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Irish subtitles available! I’m an Irish language fangirl these days. Blame Kneecap.
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hey #Seattle, did you lose your bowl?
July 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Where am I?
July 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My nectarines are gorgeous! These grew in my yard! (I planted the tree and sort of espaliered it, in my half-assed, NYC non-gardener way, but *I* didn’t grow them.)
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
More likely this guy:
June 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is what Fezzik thinks of your house rules.
May 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Chuck Far
May 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Going to go ahead and wholeheartedly recommend another Mike Leigh/Marianne Jean-Baptiste movie: “Hard Truths.”

She’s truly one of the greats of our time.
May 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This is in response to the idea of reopening Alcatraz.
May 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was at Rite Aid today, and I couldn’t help feeling like this sign was CVS shade.
April 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sleeping kittens break!
April 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
…is wackadoo.”
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s good to come home when home is California. We had tacos, shed our layers, and are on our way to see our dogs.
April 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
MLK:
“I BELIEVE THAT UNARMED TRUTH AND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE WILL HAVE THE FINAL WORD IN REALITY. THIS IS WHY RIGHT, TEMPORARILY DEFEATED, IS STRONGER THAN EVIL TRIUMPHANT.”

-NORWAY, 1964
April 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM