OMG

I wanted to be a high school English teacher until I read it. Said to myself, “I will never inflict this book on another person”

Unlike you, I’ve been working and not getting paid, and the only thing about that I regret is that I ONCE VOTED FOR YOU

Hi. Unlike you, I am currently working and not getting paid for it. I have never been angrier at the Democratic Party than I am right now. I was willing to put my rent on a credit card when I thought we were actually fighting for something.

I’m a little distracted right now with making sure Ed Case loses his primary, but if senate dems cave because republicans give them some worthless promise that they’ll get to lose some meaningless vote at some time in the future - well, the good news is I’ll have some free time on my hands in 2028.

You could’ve just stopped listening to him when he said, “I hate taxes so I’m gonna move to New Jersey”

This is how I feel about scorpios