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Ruby Satellite
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Just visiting your planet

Guerilla Gardener . Inconsistent Gourmet . Cat Staff . Mirror Ball Enthusiast
Paperwork and life admin not my strongest suits. I had one stored away in Dame Edna's Bedside Companion for ages. Then I put it in a safe place...
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Birth certificates can be expedited. I lose more than I order.
September 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Cross-stitch or it didn't happen!
August 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Hell yeah! I genuinely sent an email to my favourite caterer today which read something like 'If you are unable to find a non-meat-based jam to adhere the quails egg to the brioche, then let's just go with the duck' . A sentence I never hoped to write.
August 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Try 250000
August 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
We don't have solar, so I'm still unsure. I ask myself this question every time I pop the kettle on! Thanks for the reply!
July 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
"Your scratch disks are full..."
July 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by Ruby Satellite
June 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
...and hopefully your last. I want to be supportive in these uncertain times but, no.
June 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Said the actress to the bishop!
June 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm a lot of a cynic, yet optimistic.
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You're in a chipper mood today!
June 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I'm hopeful the whole thing will self-cannibalise.
June 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wait wut?
June 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Monty Python? Meaning of Life?
June 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I knew that IKEA cushion looked familiar!
June 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Snazzy!
May 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fantastic! I grew up with that poster on my bedroom wall. The sub-header read: 'As essential as Oxygène'
May 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is excellent news xxx
May 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM