He is a psychopath.
The worst "man" in America.
The fact "we" voted for him not once but twice is a stain on our history that will never be erased.
But he can be. Starting Friday.
Release the Epstein Files in full, as required by law.
Let the depth of his own depravity take him down.
Save America.
The worst "man" in America.
The fact "we" voted for him not once but twice is a stain on our history that will never be erased.
But he can be. Starting Friday.
Release the Epstein Files in full, as required by law.
Let the depth of his own depravity take him down.
Save America.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He is a psychopath.
The worst "man" in America.
The fact "we" voted for him not once but twice is a stain on our history that will never be erased.
But he can be. Starting Friday.
Release the Epstein Files in full, as required by law.
Let the depth of his own depravity take him down.
Save America.
The worst "man" in America.
The fact "we" voted for him not once but twice is a stain on our history that will never be erased.
But he can be. Starting Friday.
Release the Epstein Files in full, as required by law.
Let the depth of his own depravity take him down.
Save America.
It's 9:30 AM and I haven't won a single peace prize today.
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's 9:30 AM and I haven't won a single peace prize today.
Amazing how often he appears with devil horns.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Amazing how often he appears with devil horns.
And now there are 21.
Not here, because I couldn't fit "How To Write A Book" in the space.
But "Role Model" is my 21st book, and it's available now on Amazon.
Not here, because I couldn't fit "How To Write A Book" in the space.
But "Role Model" is my 21st book, and it's available now on Amazon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And now there are 21.
Not here, because I couldn't fit "How To Write A Book" in the space.
But "Role Model" is my 21st book, and it's available now on Amazon.
Not here, because I couldn't fit "How To Write A Book" in the space.
But "Role Model" is my 21st book, and it's available now on Amazon.
So it's a book.
Or will be soon.
Just in time for all your Christmas shopping needs.
Or will be soon.
Just in time for all your Christmas shopping needs.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So it's a book.
Or will be soon.
Just in time for all your Christmas shopping needs.
Or will be soon.
Just in time for all your Christmas shopping needs.
And now there are 20.
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And now there are 20.
ABC showed us who they were when they paid trump protection money in the Stephanopolous case.
Let's show them who we are.
Boycott.
Let's show them who we are.
Boycott.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ABC showed us who they were when they paid trump protection money in the Stephanopolous case.
Let's show them who we are.
Boycott.
Let's show them who we are.
Boycott.
trump's new tie seems a bit excessive.
August 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
trump's new tie seems a bit excessive.
I outsourced my memory to Mark Zuckerberg, and he tells me it's been 9 years since I published this book.
It's about British bankers and the Thai bar girls who love them.
Or at least pretend to.
Available on Amazon.com
It's about British bankers and the Thai bar girls who love them.
Or at least pretend to.
Available on Amazon.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I outsourced my memory to Mark Zuckerberg, and he tells me it's been 9 years since I published this book.
It's about British bankers and the Thai bar girls who love them.
Or at least pretend to.
Available on Amazon.com
It's about British bankers and the Thai bar girls who love them.
Or at least pretend to.
Available on Amazon.com
And then there's this, from February 27:
July 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
And then there's this, from February 27:
The one where Jake Misses The Point... again.
June 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The one where Jake Misses The Point... again.
He's right.
Let in a German brothel owner and draft dodger and two generations later NYC gives birth to the biggest criminal in American history.
Let in a German brothel owner and draft dodger and two generations later NYC gives birth to the biggest criminal in American history.
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He's right.
Let in a German brothel owner and draft dodger and two generations later NYC gives birth to the biggest criminal in American history.
Let in a German brothel owner and draft dodger and two generations later NYC gives birth to the biggest criminal in American history.
I'm looking forward to Jake Tapper's book about why this drag queen applied his makeup with a shovel.
June 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm looking forward to Jake Tapper's book about why this drag queen applied his makeup with a shovel.
Temu Nosferatu is, for once, correct.
Prime Minister Carney was indeed magnificent.
Prime Minister Carney was indeed magnificent.
May 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Temu Nosferatu is, for once, correct.
Prime Minister Carney was indeed magnificent.
Prime Minister Carney was indeed magnificent.
From Woody Allen's "Bananas."
May 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
From Woody Allen's "Bananas."
Thanks, Joe Biden!
Yesterday The Mad King told us that the current economy, and the Q2 economy, are Biden's responsibility. So it's clearly Joe we need to thank for this good -- albeit completely imaginary -- news!
We should probably hold a military parade to thank him.
Yesterday The Mad King told us that the current economy, and the Q2 economy, are Biden's responsibility. So it's clearly Joe we need to thank for this good -- albeit completely imaginary -- news!
We should probably hold a military parade to thank him.
May 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thanks, Joe Biden!
Yesterday The Mad King told us that the current economy, and the Q2 economy, are Biden's responsibility. So it's clearly Joe we need to thank for this good -- albeit completely imaginary -- news!
We should probably hold a military parade to thank him.
Yesterday The Mad King told us that the current economy, and the Q2 economy, are Biden's responsibility. So it's clearly Joe we need to thank for this good -- albeit completely imaginary -- news!
We should probably hold a military parade to thank him.
Auschwitz was in Poland, not Germany.
Shitler is following the game plan.
Shitler is following the game plan.
April 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Auschwitz was in Poland, not Germany.
Shitler is following the game plan.
Shitler is following the game plan.
