Rude Gopher Machine
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I’ll pull up the clip on YouTube just to hear his claim that he was the first person to ever say “I don’t think so!”
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I’ll pull up the clip on YouTube just to hear his claim that he was the first person to ever say “I don’t think so!”
@goodlander.house.gov as one of your constituents, will be looking for you to offer more than prayers and a desire for an investigation, and sign onto this
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
@goodlander.house.gov as one of your constituents, will be looking for you to offer more than prayers and a desire for an investigation, and sign onto this
Is there any way to generate a nude Zane?
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Is there any way to generate a nude Zane?
I was getting Rob Chudzinski vibes
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I was getting Rob Chudzinski vibes
“Sadly, I do not have confidence that the Trump Administration will act responsibly and actually investigate this terrible incident.” So then what are YOU going to do about it?
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“Sadly, I do not have confidence that the Trump Administration will act responsibly and actually investigate this terrible incident.” So then what are YOU going to do about it?
We need more than your prayers. Will you be signing on rep. Robin Kelly’s articles of impeachment? Will you be committing to abolishing ICE? Tell us what you’re going to do about this
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
We need more than your prayers. Will you be signing on rep. Robin Kelly’s articles of impeachment? Will you be committing to abolishing ICE? Tell us what you’re going to do about this
What else is there to investigate? Abolish ICE now
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
What else is there to investigate? Abolish ICE now
The silence of our NH reps in congress is deafening
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The silence of our NH reps in congress is deafening
Grateful to have taken his anthropology of rock n roll course as an undergrad, and that he put Gillian Welch, Old 97’s, and Ten Crack Commandments on the syllabus
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Grateful to have taken his anthropology of rock n roll course as an undergrad, and that he put Gillian Welch, Old 97’s, and Ten Crack Commandments on the syllabus
Today marks a year of daily walkoffs for me, thank you for helping me remember an innumerable amount of guys
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Today marks a year of daily walkoffs for me, thank you for helping me remember an innumerable amount of guys
My dream is to one day retire and join the ranks of the Umarel: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
Umarell - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My dream is to one day retire and join the ranks of the Umarel: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell
Was this taken during the same photoshoot for the Tunnel of Love album cover?
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Was this taken during the same photoshoot for the Tunnel of Love album cover?
Almost dropped my phone when I got to the Hallelujah piano part
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Almost dropped my phone when I got to the Hallelujah piano part
I lost it at Allen Craig sharing a job title with AJ Ellis
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I lost it at Allen Craig sharing a job title with AJ Ellis
Jealous that I have to wait until maple syrup sugar shack season to enjoy a meal like this
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Jealous that I have to wait until maple syrup sugar shack season to enjoy a meal like this
Incredible
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Incredible
youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U?... I guess this is more of a dog intro/cameo
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
youtu.be/JhqyZeUlE8U?... I guess this is more of a dog intro/cameo
I still say to myself “and a cherries jubilee” whenever I’m wrapping up a long fast food order
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I still say to myself “and a cherries jubilee” whenever I’m wrapping up a long fast food order
The shooter was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and was granted asylum by Trump in April
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The shooter was vetted by Trump. He had a CIA badge, worked with the CIA in Afghanistan, and was granted asylum by Trump in April
Bill bavasi (nepo baby)
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bill bavasi (nepo baby)
Jerry Jeudy’s Big Bird tweets are hall of fame worthy:
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Jerry Jeudy’s Big Bird tweets are hall of fame worthy:
Now, more than ever, do we need a pound of fat back drums: youtu.be/0Loy55z4GpA?...
"Memphis Soul Stew" (live) King Curtis & The Kingpins
YouTube video by Cuthbert J. Twillie
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now, more than ever, do we need a pound of fat back drums: youtu.be/0Loy55z4GpA?...
What being in the Angels organization for 30 years does to a motherfucker
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What being in the Angels organization for 30 years does to a motherfucker
Where’s John Boehner, the cannabis lobbyist, when you need him
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Where’s John Boehner, the cannabis lobbyist, when you need him