Paul
@rudemrlang.com
I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
I follow this whippet’s insta and the pair of silly gays who own him have been celebrating his birthday for a full week now.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I follow this whippet’s insta and the pair of silly gays who own him have been celebrating his birthday for a full week now.
I remember loving this cover she appeared on about 10 years ago for a magazine about death.
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I remember loving this cover she appeared on about 10 years ago for a magazine about death.
Obsessed with this picture of Atomic Kitten dressed as Edwardian ladies from an old Smash Hits.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Obsessed with this picture of Atomic Kitten dressed as Edwardian ladies from an old Smash Hits.
So happy with my absolutely ridiculous cover for this week’s Inside Soap. I managed to get 23 faces on it!! #corriedale
December 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So happy with my absolutely ridiculous cover for this week’s Inside Soap. I managed to get 23 faces on it!! #corriedale
First thing I saw on arrival in Scotland was a man queuing up at a till with four plain loaves piled high.
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
First thing I saw on arrival in Scotland was a man queuing up at a till with four plain loaves piled high.
Certainly looks like it.
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Certainly looks like it.
Heated Rivalry confusing algorithms worldwide.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Heated Rivalry confusing algorithms worldwide.
This is a picture of Yodel handing Justin’s Christmas present to a random, fuck knows where.
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This is a picture of Yodel handing Justin’s Christmas present to a random, fuck knows where.
Hard not to think whoever hired this absolute fanny in the first place deserves everything they get.
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hard not to think whoever hired this absolute fanny in the first place deserves everything they get.
This was a sacred text to 16-year-old gay boys in 1991.
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This was a sacred text to 16-year-old gay boys in 1991.
This issue of Fast Forward featured an EastEnders comic strip that ended with Pat and Frank shagging in an Essex hotel.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This issue of Fast Forward featured an EastEnders comic strip that ended with Pat and Frank shagging in an Essex hotel.
Minding my own business in TK Maxx today and oh no.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Minding my own business in TK Maxx today and oh no.
She must have been here for a teapot fitting.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
She must have been here for a teapot fitting.
Kitty, they say to me, how do you keep so young? Do you perhaps inject yourself with a solution deriving from the placenta of the female gibbon?
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Kitty, they say to me, how do you keep so young? Do you perhaps inject yourself with a solution deriving from the placenta of the female gibbon?
They’ve turned the BFI IMAX into a giant Waitrose pie.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They’ve turned the BFI IMAX into a giant Waitrose pie.
Oh I’m screaming, but not for the reason they think.
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh I’m screaming, but not for the reason they think.
“Someone lied to them several times…”
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Someone lied to them several times…”