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Rudolf
@rudolf.bsky.social
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I don't feel safe here
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Hey...

I don't feel entirely safe coming back here; I think I'm still being watched.

I just wanted to say thank you.
Screenshots from 34 different Telegram conversations with people checking in on how I'm doing
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Everything sucks right now, but I had a decent Balatro run
A steam achievement for scoring 100,000,000 chips in a single Balatro hand
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's not a wonderworks, but this is in Wisconsin Dells
A building made to look like an inverted, crumbling white house.
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pls rub 🥺

🎨: @rashishibe.wolfbear.club
Rudolf with a big round belly laying on his back and wagging his tail
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ok the other model with that feature, the Rebel T2, may be even more early 2000s.

Curved matte silver colored plastic? Who does that these days?
A Canon Rebel T2 with an EF 28-90mm f/4-5.6 zoom lens mounted. The camera has a matte silver-colored finish and rounded edges.
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got myself what could be the single most early-2000s looking film SLR Canon ever made

~blue~ backlit LCD

Iridescent logo, so shiny
The LCD screen on top of a film SLR. It's blue. The front of a film SLR, showing the name badge that reads "ELAN 7NE" in iridescent text.
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am once again pondering my orb.
Rudolf holding a transparent sphere in his paw. An inverted image of Rudolf can be seen within the sphere, along with bright points of light with eight diffraction spikes each. The sphere and the inverted image of Rudolf that can be seen through the sphere appear in focus, while Rudolf appears out of focus. There are some various colored lights interspersed throughout the image from lens flare.
September 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hold Alto gentle in mouf

🎨: @altosart.bsky.social
Rudolf smiling, with Alto peeking out from inside his mouth
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
God, how does anyone think this garbage is remotely useful?

AI is worse at bullshitting than the average teenager.
3.9 Auto Focus Assist Light Also on the front of the camera is the red Autofocus Assist Light. It emits a patterned near infrared light that will allow the camera to autofocus in otherwise complete darkness. This light comes on automatically and very briefly when the camera is autofocusing in low light situations. It's [sic] range is up to 21 feet for center AF point and 13 feet for side AF points. This will depend on the lens being used. If you have an external Speedlite flash unit attached the camera will usually use the AF assist light in the external flash instead of the one built into the camera body. This will save the camera battery power and the external lights are usually more powerful. Some external flash (the rest of the text was left out of the screenshot) AI Overview The Canon EOS 50E uses a different method for its "autofocus illuminator" than typical cameras. Instead of a visible AF-assist beam, it has an advanced Eye-Control Focus system, which uses a hidden infrared beam to measure where you're looking and activate the autofocus point accordingly. This system allows the camera to know where in the viewfinder you are focusing, making it the "illuminator" in a sense, as it directs the camera to focus where you are looking.
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Some time I think it'd be funny to rent one of these and stuff it in a fursuit head to *really* show people what it's like.
A Canon EOS R5 with a dual fisheye lens designed for VR content
September 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A PowerMac G4 cube
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reminder: garf

🎨: @meowthiroth.bsky.social
Rudolf styled like a character from the Garfield comic strip
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The album cover for Radiohead's album The Bends, featuring a low resolution picture of a CPR dummy
September 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Here's a baby turtle I shot with a Canon in 2017. I hope they're doing alright.

(Moved it off the bike trail closer to a nearby pond)

📸: Canon A1, 50mm f/1.8 with screw in macro close up lens attached, Fujichrome Velvia 50
A photo of a baby turtle in some white gravel. The turtle has yellow stripes on its head and neck, and some red on the edges of its shell-- it appears to be a painted turtle, (Chrysemys picta) a common species native to North America.
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nommin' on a felkin for #FursuitFriday

📸(and snack): @haloren.bsky.social
A wolf fursuiter holding a felkin plush to his mouth
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
🐱: @mow.bsky.social

Furry Weekend Atlanta 2025

📸: ELAN 7E, 50mm f/1.8 STM w/CC30M, diffused ETTL flash w/ plus green and CTO gels, Kodak Vision3 500T in ECN-2
A grey-furred fursuiter waving to the camera. In the background, the interior of the Mariott Marquis Atlanta can be seen including the sail and several floors lit up purple.
September 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
100% crop

this is heckin 35mm film, and a lab scan at that 👀
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🌴: @martensaf.bsky.social

Las Vegas Furcon 2025

📸: Canon A-1, FD 50mm f/3.5 macro, Kodak Vision3 50D in ECN-2
September 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Even softer on the inside, as it turns out ;3

(vore alt)

🎨: @akudrache.com (double tagged for twice as much credit! :P)
An alternate version of the same image of Rudolf lounging on his back, this time with bulges suggesting someone is squirming inside his belly.
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
C'monnn, rub my belly! It's nice and sofffft~

🎨: @akudrache.com
Rudolf in his arcanine form lounging on his back with his forepaws on his belly and tongue hanging out of his mouth.
September 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
👬: @jaggerwolverine.bsky.social + @samizzle.bsky.social

Fursquared 2025

📸: Moto G Stylus 2024
A coyote fursuiter with orange markings and goggles on his head holding a brown-furred wolverine fursuiter from behind. Their eyes both have blue irises, but the coyote's sclera are yellow. Behind them the ground is covered in snow and there are decorative lights strung through the air.
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sure thing, snack~

You captured it perfectly ❤️
An anthropomorphic wolf character with his hands on the screen, licking it and showing off the inside of his mouth. A uvula dangles in the back, awaiting smooches from Raz.
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He gave me these cheeses and I've united them with The Big Cheese
Two small yellow fake cheese wedges stacked on top of a Foamation Cheesehead, a yellow cheese wedge shaped hat typically worn by fabs of the Green Bay Packers
September 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
🧀: @sillysox.bsky.social

Midwest Furfest 2024

📸: EOS R, 16mm f/2.8
A sergal fursuiter balancing two stacked cheese wedges on top of his nose
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
100% crop

Ektar in medium format is crazy :3
A crop of the same photo of a wolf fursuiter with one pixel of the image directly correlating to 1 pixel on my screen, showing some detail that Bluesky compression would have eliminated from the uncropped image.
August 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM