I'm sorry I'm an anxious motherfucker and find it's easier projecting my anxieties on a team I have no local ties too.

Except Bobby Wagner, he graduated from Colony High School in Ontario, CA. He's a local hero.

Soft?!

I've been a fan of this team for over ten years and this was my first team. I've only known games so close they're cardiac. I wanna find this Mike and tell him off.

Motherfucker what?! That's what you learn in TF2!

Don't you have another Costco pizza to eat, Nick?

90s videogame adaptations weren't good but there's a campiness about them that's charming. This right here is a clear sign of the sort of thoughtlessness studios have towards source material and why videogames are better served in TV adaptations.

I thought Germany was the Land of Chocolate

Fuck him and Jim Carey too for being anti-vax

I forgot that Trump is getting intravenous treatment through his hand and stopped myself from making a "right letter, wrong body part" joke

Calling Mahomes "washed" or the Chiefs dynasty "over" because of one SB loss and one year of missing the playoffs is ludicrous and we would need to say another year of futility or for either Reid or Mahomes to leave for any of us to entertain the Chiefs as done. Don't believe the hype.

We forget there was a whole ten years between the Patriots' third and fourth championships. They only felt inevitable because their most recent run from 2014-2018 was during the era of social media and their presence was at maximum saturation. Nobody would've call Brady washed or the Pats done.

What's my solution? A salary floor. MLB teams should be expected to pay a minimum salary amount in order to push their wealthy owners to actually invest in rosters as opposed to letting more successful teams cannibalize their talents in order to save as much money as possible.

Cheaper concessions too

Tired: George Washington
Wired: George Washingmachine

Alt text, my guy. Other than that good for you.

Fredo ass response