tbf smolli smols doesn't have the same ring to it

In Paris they call it "L'inspecteur du boubieux fédéral", because of the metric system

Sargeant Desmond "Dez" Nuts gave so much to save updog

What's so transcendentally sad about the people ruining our world right now is that they full-chestedly believe that they have the unalienable right to be assholes but still yearn for their victims moral approval

serves as a reminder that these kinds of people always always always fold over at the ~ s l i g h t e s t ~ amount of pushback

yoloing my life's savings in out of the pussy $COCK puts. hodl till the end

Houses being built to cater to speculators, investors and banks' loan departments instead of actual people who need actual housing? Completely unprece2008dented!

sometimes they also tell you what lockheed-coke-monsanto-nestle JSC thinks they should think is going on

I remember reading years ago (maybe even pre pandemic) that zoomers, who were the most recent adults then, are saving less and instead spend more on experiences, because they believed that money can go up at any time but memories stay. This was, of course, seen as the reason for imminent collapse

If a YA novel said "Wether elected officials post on Twitter or bsky is a matter of Greenlands national security", it would have been slammed by critics 5 years ago. What the actual, most supercalifragilisticexpialidocious fuck is going on?

don't forget the massively single player roleplaying game wuthering oscillations