Rue Salad
@ruesalad.bsky.social
Nonbinary/Neutrois (They/Them)
Retail mercenary, urban druid, southern belle/boy. BREAD IS NOT A FOOTBALL TO BE SQUEEZED!!
Retail mercenary, urban druid, southern belle/boy. BREAD IS NOT A FOOTBALL TO BE SQUEEZED!!
McDonald's every time something even slightly embarrassing to the brand happens:
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
McDonald's every time something even slightly embarrassing to the brand happens:
In a case of inheriting tastes from my dad, one of my favorite lyricists of all time is Webb Wilder.
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In a case of inheriting tastes from my dad, one of my favorite lyricists of all time is Webb Wilder.
I feel like a lot of the world's problems could be taken care of by not having New York Times writers.
July 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like a lot of the world's problems could be taken care of by not having New York Times writers.
This quiz was stupid, but correct.
June 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This quiz was stupid, but correct.
For me that's gotta be Dark Angel: Vampire Apocalypse.
An ARPG where you have one year to save the world from the Shadow Lord by diving into randomly generated dungeons.
The catch? In one of them, a locked door will ALWAYS spawn with the lever on the wrong side and there were NO patches back then.
An ARPG where you have one year to save the world from the Shadow Lord by diving into randomly generated dungeons.
The catch? In one of them, a locked door will ALWAYS spawn with the lever on the wrong side and there were NO patches back then.
June 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
For me that's gotta be Dark Angel: Vampire Apocalypse.
An ARPG where you have one year to save the world from the Shadow Lord by diving into randomly generated dungeons.
The catch? In one of them, a locked door will ALWAYS spawn with the lever on the wrong side and there were NO patches back then.
An ARPG where you have one year to save the world from the Shadow Lord by diving into randomly generated dungeons.
The catch? In one of them, a locked door will ALWAYS spawn with the lever on the wrong side and there were NO patches back then.
Space Dandy has popped up in my life a lot lately for some reason so I feel I have to say that Space Dandy completely and casually flubbing his cool laser gun reholster in the first episode is my number one favorite visual gag of all time.
May 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Space Dandy has popped up in my life a lot lately for some reason so I feel I have to say that Space Dandy completely and casually flubbing his cool laser gun reholster in the first episode is my number one favorite visual gag of all time.
Since the world fuckin' sucks and I dunno how much more I can take, I put the easy mode mod on Elden Ring and have embraced chaos goblin-ry.
January 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Since the world fuckin' sucks and I dunno how much more I can take, I put the easy mode mod on Elden Ring and have embraced chaos goblin-ry.
Preparing the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Preparing the turkey.
Hang in there, kitty!
August 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Hang in there, kitty!
I'm cautiously optimistic.
January 12, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I'm cautiously optimistic.
Somebody accidentally bought the "tele"vision instead of the "tele"porter.
January 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Somebody accidentally bought the "tele"vision instead of the "tele"porter.
As Wolverine famously says: "It's clobberin' time."
November 17, 2023 at 10:53 PM
As Wolverine famously says: "It's clobberin' time."
Once again being very helpful to my Escape the Backrooms team over the text chat.
October 18, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Once again being very helpful to my Escape the Backrooms team over the text chat.
Watching all the Friday the 13th movies, getting well into part 3 and it's a shame these well-to-do, respectable members of society are only in this to be Jason fodder cause they're about ten times more interesting than the main cast, including Mr. Vorhees himself.
October 17, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Watching all the Friday the 13th movies, getting well into part 3 and it's a shame these well-to-do, respectable members of society are only in this to be Jason fodder cause they're about ten times more interesting than the main cast, including Mr. Vorhees himself.
Uploading old pics of my cat where the phone made him look like a cryptid.
October 13, 2023 at 7:56 AM
Uploading old pics of my cat where the phone made him look like a cryptid.
As Roger Ebert once said:
October 8, 2023 at 8:45 AM
As Roger Ebert once said: