Schumer says a thing and engages in no meaningful action. (Note: this is a distinct story from the identical stories reported every day for the past ten years.)

I'm pretty sure this is a William Carlos Williams poem.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

And if Grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike.

Fauci once said that after COVID briefings, all Trump could talk about were how good the ratings would be. Popularity is his preferred metric, presumably feeding his narcissism.

Also, it is worth noting that a third party created by a perfidious, drug-addled billionaire fruitcake probably isn't what we're shooting for.

Excellent point. Though some solutions exist, such as ranked-choice voting, any such solution is almost universally opposed by the 'mono party,' elites, and Big Money, all of whom favor the status quo to maintain the influence they already control.