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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd just say to you is, okay then just ask the recruitment companies!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd just say to you is, there's jobs right across the country. 95% of the Dargaville kumara industry are desperate for young people to join their businesses. Just ask the horticultural industry. Just ask the kiwi fruit pack houses.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #SociopathicLiar #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd just say to you is, you didn't think we'd be stupid enough to appoint an Environment Minister who actually cares about the environment do you?
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd just say to you is, if they don't like being understaffed & overworked there's plenty of kumara picking jobs available in Dargaville.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd say to you is, ok we were warned hiking fees for board members would have a major impact on public services, but where's your compassion? Some of these Coalition loyalists may have 18 & 19-year-olds at home without a job.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 2d

What I'd say to you is, our funding cuts have twice forced the removal of agents tracking online extremism, but there's a silver lining. A terrorist attack did wonders for Ardern's polling, fingers crossed 1 can do the same for me.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 3d

What I'd just say to you is, if you listened to these economists you'd think we were on the Titanic. And even if we are you can be damn sure I won't be going down with it.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 3d

What I'd just say to you is, people say to me Chris why do you do it? I don't do it for them to turn around & say thank you for the opportunity. I do it because 1 day someone will go, there goes David Brent.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 3d

What I'd just say to you is, there's so many jobs available right now offering amazing prospects for young people. In Dargaville there are (zero) careers in kumara picking if only these lazy buggers would uproot their lives & move there.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 4d

What I'd just say to you is, Winnie, David & I play this this fun loyalty game when discussing our MPs, the judiciary, or when attending high society events.

Who goes Nazi?
harpers.org/archive/1941...

#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 4d

What I'd just say to you bottomfeeders is, I'm entitled to my entitlements but these are your kids, you had them. Get them off the couch & out of the garage & into a non-existent job because they're getting nothing from us.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCruelCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 4d

What I'd just say to you is, I don't know what they're talking about. It still only costs me $60 a week for my groceries.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 4d

What I'd just say to you is, first Brad & now #GreenShootsLiam. After our public service cuts I'm not sure the Commerce Commission has the staff to deal with 2 pump & dump Coalition hype fraudsters at the same time.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 6d

What I'd just say to you is, my coalition may have tanked the economy, leading to 50,000 kiwis losing their employment, but that's no excuse for youths to not to get up off the couch & go get a non existent job.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Alwayspunchdown #EconomicVandals #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 6d

What I'd just say to you is, it's disappointing I don't get the credit I deserve for my strategic brilliance. Take for instance how I outmaneuver Hipkins all the time.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 6d

What I'd just say to you is, business leaders didn't give me a very good report card, but to be fair I've been absent a lot this term due to catching long junket.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, in my previous life ambush marketing was my favourite.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, I'm what you'd get if Richie McCaw and Dan Carter had mated.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #FIGJAMPM #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, sure he's a wimp when having to front up to #StraightUpMcAnulty, but it's refreshing to see whenever a woman is opposing him it brings out the good old bully boy, shouting over the top, misogynist, Bish we all love.
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, I'm a comforter & an afflictor.
#Fundyspeak
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, Corruption-R-Us has a catchy ring to it don't you think?
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 7d

What I'd just say to you is, permanent leave with pay AND a knighthood right? Sign me up.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 9d

What I'd just say to you is, bottom feeders can complain all they like about me not informing the country of the decision my cabinet made 3 weeks before, but all I care about is making T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶, kiwis proud.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 10d

What I'd just say to you is, if there's one thing Hipkins and I agree on is that you should definitely not watch this interview.
#LyinLuxon #NZpol
youtu.be/zl_LgDjpzxE?...

The first politician on Gary's Economics

YouTube video by Garys Economics

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 11d

What I'd just say to you is, Liam Dann's right again. This economic catastrophe is all your fault for getting scared about a little setback 3 times worse than the Reserve Bank predicted. Your suffering isn't real anyway, it's just a statistical anomaly
#LyinLuxon #ToryDann #NZpol

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