Lance
@ruintheory.bsky.social
Me too. Olympics here I cum
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Me too. Olympics here I cum
I’m gonna be a cardio god this year I swear
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’m gonna be a cardio god this year I swear
Best I can do is mouth on clit and fingers on nipples
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Best I can do is mouth on clit and fingers on nipples
Can’t forget macaroni loaf
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Can’t forget macaroni loaf
Incredibly hot? Doesn’t seem like a bad problem to have
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Incredibly hot? Doesn’t seem like a bad problem to have
That’s the energy big titted bimbos need to bring for the revolution
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
That’s the energy big titted bimbos need to bring for the revolution
They’re called action figures
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They’re called action figures
Sounds like a one way trip to a tummy ache
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sounds like a one way trip to a tummy ache
That’s absolutely fucking wild
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That’s absolutely fucking wild
Blame it on all the redirected blood flow you’re causing
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Blame it on all the redirected blood flow you’re causing
Pussy so good it’s got a guy saying out loud “me want poontang”
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Pussy so good it’s got a guy saying out loud “me want poontang”
Time to cash in my 401k
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Time to cash in my 401k
My favorite kind of bubble bath
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My favorite kind of bubble bath
Get to flirting with the right guy (me)
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Get to flirting with the right guy (me)
Your 2026 is gonna be wild
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Your 2026 is gonna be wild
I need to teleport out of this one ASAP
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I need to teleport out of this one ASAP
Cum is a powerful and mysterious force
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Cum is a powerful and mysterious force