Rumaan Alam
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I mean imagine being the president and talking about bad bunny? I mean I agree he’s worth talking about but I’m gay
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remember when that attorney general in michigan was OBSESSED with the gay student at the university of michigan? the republicans are so cute they're like me when i was a teenager... just smitten
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it's kind of cute how the republican party is so obsessed with cute guys like zohran and bad bunny. most relatable thing about the republicans honestly
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I will say it’s a LOT of reading
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my takeaway from being a judge for the national book awards is that it would be SUPER FUN to be rich enough to endow a prize. imagine you just read a bunch of books for kicks and then were like, yeah this is the best one, and sent the writer ten thousand dollars? i think rich people should do this
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All this math makes me feel especially insane somehow
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i have been reading ratner's star. i'm not sure i've ever understood a novel less. i hope delillo wins the nobel this month
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was a great privilege (and daunting challenge) to be among the judges charged with assembling this list. i'm proud of where we got, and i hope these ten writers are pleased
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“It’s a very romantic image,” Reither says, projecting it onto his mind’s eye. “It was the possibility of stepping out of your life, your shit job. To just step out for a moment. And enjoy the sunrise.”

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
The Artwork That Spawned 9/11 Conspiracy Theories and Mystery
Art collective Gelitin installed a balcony on the 91st floor of the World Trade Center. A year later, the planes struck and conspiracy followed
www.rollingstone.com
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this morning at the gym the woman working out beside me was eating a bag of nerds gummy clusters. there are heroes everywhere if you look
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relatedly fawn hall is kind of a pynchon-y name now that i think about
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this fawn hall thing is so perfect. like jerry hall marrying rupert murdoch. like the end of a shakespeare comedy. truly love it
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I welcome our new overlords. Bc I’m lazy
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it is obviously totally fucked up yet also kind of still a marvel... i mean the phone REALLY knows what my book is about and i can't quite parse how it has figured this out. i mean obvs i told the phone somehow but how
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i have told like three people what my new book is about. yet somehow my phone knows what it is about. it is constantly showing me things that relate to this book very specifically. i can't figure out how it does this but it is so moving how much my phone knows and loves me
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Paperback pub day really illuminates something about how birth order affects the psyche. The finished paperbacks arrive and I’m like oh this stupid thing again. I’m the second child in my family in case you were wondering
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It’s truly awful and yet
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I think watching the gilded age is making me more gay, something I’d not have thought possible
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There should be a service wherein you pay an immigrant grandmother to follow you through the grocery store and shame you into sticking to a budget
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V learned helplessness/masc of me but lately i absolutely lose my mind at the grocery store. Lose all language comprehension and logic. Dissociative state stuff. Emerge with hundreds of dollars of nothing