RumSmiles
@rumsmiles.bsky.social
(He/They)
I like rum, other spirits, Ron Swanson, Equality, vaccines, the Oxford Comma, and not being an arse.
http://mastodonapp.uk/@smiles
@RumSmiles
I like rum, other spirits, Ron Swanson, Equality, vaccines, the Oxford Comma, and not being an arse.
http://mastodonapp.uk/@smiles
@RumSmiles
Well that's probably for the best then. You have a doppelganger in Sobo.
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Well that's probably for the best then. You have a doppelganger in Sobo.
Follow up: think I saw @tothersimon.bsky.social from @plasticjeezus.bsky.social jogging earlier and resisted the urge to wish a happy new year to his cat.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Follow up: think I saw @tothersimon.bsky.social from @plasticjeezus.bsky.social jogging earlier and resisted the urge to wish a happy new year to his cat.
Well we're really happy to have you back. The videos are stunning. :)
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well we're really happy to have you back. The videos are stunning. :)
I'd like to say how great it is you're making videos again, & for the old ones to be visible again. They're a joy to behold.
Feel free to ignore this, or just say no, but I'm really curious about why they disappeared (& reappeared), is this something you've addressed or intend to in the future?
Feel free to ignore this, or just say no, but I'm really curious about why they disappeared (& reappeared), is this something you've addressed or intend to in the future?
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'd like to say how great it is you're making videos again, & for the old ones to be visible again. They're a joy to behold.
Feel free to ignore this, or just say no, but I'm really curious about why they disappeared (& reappeared), is this something you've addressed or intend to in the future?
Feel free to ignore this, or just say no, but I'm really curious about why they disappeared (& reappeared), is this something you've addressed or intend to in the future?
If cheeses could speak they would say "cunty mint" I'm told.
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If cheeses could speak they would say "cunty mint" I'm told.
I know this doesn't match the brief at all but I feel like @apiln.bsky.social will have someone to say about this picture
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I know this doesn't match the brief at all but I feel like @apiln.bsky.social will have someone to say about this picture
Apparently it was all the more awkward because she'd been buying a toaster.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Apparently it was all the more awkward because she'd been buying a toaster.
I missed the episode where the Cylons flogged Starbuck's browsing data without consent. ;)
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I missed the episode where the Cylons flogged Starbuck's browsing data without consent. ;)
In all fairness, Adama didn't know how to run a properly segmented network.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
In all fairness, Adama didn't know how to run a properly segmented network.
Can I have the fesshole peace prize? I haven't done anything to deserve it so I think I qualify. I'd like to point out that I didn't say please which I feel boosts my application.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can I have the fesshole peace prize? I haven't done anything to deserve it so I think I qualify. I'd like to point out that I didn't say please which I feel boosts my application.
Wait, does 'dealing under the table' not mean they get a hand job during the meal?
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wait, does 'dealing under the table' not mean they get a hand job during the meal?
(couldn't resist, love it unconditionally)
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
(couldn't resist, love it unconditionally)
Whoever said they were terrorists?
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Whoever said they were terrorists?
It made me want to eat turkey. Interpret that as you will.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It made me want to eat turkey. Interpret that as you will.
It was worth the time spent. Also, I just got a verbal warning from HR for sharing Twerkey on the work intranet and I regret nothing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It was worth the time spent. Also, I just got a verbal warning from HR for sharing Twerkey on the work intranet and I regret nothing.
I came here to say I loved it as a child and still love it now and I'm happy that we're both on the same page. 😀
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I came here to say I loved it as a child and still love it now and I'm happy that we're both on the same page. 😀
(yes I fessed up and showed her the video)
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
(yes I fessed up and showed her the video)
We don't know why you do most of the things you do, but we're glad you do them anyway.
Sincerely, someone who 'ad-libbed' she's in a wheelchair to his partner after she hurt her knee and had to use one for a few weeks.
Sincerely, someone who 'ad-libbed' she's in a wheelchair to his partner after she hurt her knee and had to use one for a few weeks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We don't know why you do most of the things you do, but we're glad you do them anyway.
Sincerely, someone who 'ad-libbed' she's in a wheelchair to his partner after she hurt her knee and had to use one for a few weeks.
Sincerely, someone who 'ad-libbed' she's in a wheelchair to his partner after she hurt her knee and had to use one for a few weeks.
"we didn't release all the tickets we expected to sell because people will panic and buy them at a higher price, then when we said we'd found more down the back of the sofa people panicked again"
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"we didn't release all the tickets we expected to sell because people will panic and buy them at a higher price, then when we said we'd found more down the back of the sofa people panicked again"
Amazing to see your YouTube channel posting again! :)
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Amazing to see your YouTube channel posting again! :)
Well that's a bit of a shit present isn't it. Wait a moment...
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Well that's a bit of a shit present isn't it. Wait a moment...
My money is on Chesney Hawkes. It's time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
My money is on Chesney Hawkes. It's time.