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Please help sweet Nasra and her kids if you can. It continues to get more difficult to not only eat but also to stay connected to receive the donations they rely on in these times. Sharing is free 💚

gofund.me/754592a5
Nasra telling me she has to sell firewood to get internet access, which is required to receive donations for her and her children to purchase food.
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I’m investigating a tape that kills people when they watch it. I’d better watch it myself the second I get my hands on it
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You’re right I should be exposing him to more Dave Smith instruments
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Not many people know this but if you take any ‘80s Winwood song and increase the BPM by 33% you’ve got Miami Sound Machine
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No matter how many times I tell him my dog never seems impressed when I say “did you hear that synth part that’s a Yamaha DX7”
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Do I have to get a skeet notarized for it to be legally binding
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I don’t want a funeral when I die I just want an a cappella group to sing the “whoa, oh, way-oh, whoa, oh, oh” part of Gloria Estefan’s Get On Your Feet when my ashes are spread
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Finna brew long some oolong
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Anyone still vote shaming in October 2025 instead of directing ire at the collaborators who hoodwinked them into thinking they're an opposition party should hope they never get kidnapped because critical thinking like that is never more than a slice of pizza away from full blown Stockholm syndrome
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Interestingly this is not the first I’ve heard about shitty venue selection for this tour, but it’s rad you got to see them! I may try to catch them in Brooklyn in a few weeks
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My administrative assistant and I agree with your assessment
Dood wearing his ear to the side
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I haven’t watched a second of the video but I assume he’s complaining for reasons that are hilarious but would also raise my blood pressure
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Politics is when you get mad at celebrities
Ban Shabooby sniffing a fart
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Can I say something without people getting mad
Dancing Shoes by September album cover
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My hoodie is the same color as my shorts today. I am walking khaki, I am earthen man
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Using an imaginary genocide to justify an actual genocide is beyond unhinged
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
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Investors don’t want an app that works they want a racist cyborg trainer
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Why spend precious resources on silly things like reliable functionality when you could be banning Palestinians and hiring AI firms to “moderate” images
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In my estimation this app functions properly about 30% of the time
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Heading to China so I can poop my pants on psychedelics
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A jaw-dropping 11,787 drones lit up the night sky, setting a new Guinness World Record in China

Look at the sheer scale of this 😲
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No doubt you are right, my best of friends, there would be far less suffering amongst mankind, if men—and god knows why they are so fashioned—did not employ their imaginations so assiduously in recalling the memory of past caramels, instead of bearing their present caramels with equanimity
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The Sorrows of Young Werther’s Original
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What do you mean Learning To Fly is a metaphor I thought Tom Petty was just excited to get his pilot license
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We should be allowed to trade physical defense HP for emotional defense HP