Replacing the carrots in my stew with chopped up slimjims, and replacing the celery with beef jerky

I think its pretty clear that both are great, but what about both at the same time? Make Her Fat And Pregnant

Drum tight gut, just as you should always have 🤤 I can only imagine what it would sound like to listen to the noises its making...

drooling respectfully over that painfully stuffed gut 🤤🤤

Really making the most of the cowprint, getting positively blimped out 🤤

Oh no, i can still see a lil bit of them! Quickly, lets get you fatter!

make your gut slosh whenever you move? don't mind if I do 🥴

I don’t think you can reasonably fault Americans for not rising up against their government given every single aspect of the country and its government, actually.

hmm... how much for tickets in the "splash zone"?

I think we need a closer and more detailed inspection, but I currently see three similarly sized spherical objects... Perhaps a planet with two moons?