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runningintobreath.bsky.social
@runningintobreath.bsky.social
Just another dreamer trying to wake the future.
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I didn't realize Prague was pronounced VEN EZZ WAY LAA? I must've been asleep a long time... damn Lügenpresse messing with my brain..! This is still 1935 right?
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Can anyone remind me what needs to die first for the meek to inherit anything?
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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What’s the difference between bureaucracy and fascism? Just one letter: “The Memo.”
February 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This also me :
Unclosed Book (Now and future), by flexwaVe~MTL
5 track album
runningintobreath.bandcamp.com
February 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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What game there’s no game you’re so dramatic
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Each a drop, all a wave.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Clowning is absurdist kung fu. These days the most popular style is Deer-Caught-In-Headlights, very ineffective. Slouching Tigers, Hiding Ostriches.
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I wish I wasn't so sarcastic all the time, or I'd be way more productive.

With air quotes of course, because I'm addicted to it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I said once at party that I studied history and the person replied, "history is written by the victor." That's like saying maths is dumb because X's cancel out.

Sure, you'll fail if you can't remember important details, but history is the methodology of removing human bias from objective reality.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
When they double down, we double-up
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know it took us millions of years just to make rocks pointy, but we really need to catch up with the whole “but what DO with rock?” part of the brain before we’re all mineral deposits ourselves
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Do the rich even taste good, or is their flesh spoiled like everything else? Why wait until we’re all starving to find out?
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh that darn autocorrect amirite?
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A tiny few lounge in pretty chairs at fancy height— me and you scrounging the fetid airs to rest just one more night
December 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trust always the valleys and the skies— sometimes tie your horse if you sleep outside
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If life has taught me anything, it is to always ask “Why let things blow me away when I can use that for my sailboat?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wow, from a mile high, I landed on my feet! Not because we can fly, oh no— it’s because of how you pushed me 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’d break my own heart
To grow as a person, but
You’ll do it better
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
3 famous quotes to get you through the day :

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” —Voltaire

“The experiment must continue.” —Milgram

“Ding! Ding! Ding!” —Pavlov
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Jedi mind tip #317: Cause a crisis of conscience in biblical zealots with badges, by asking if they “bear significant marks upon their body” meant for Big Sky Daddy, that could instead be of the Great Deceiver, Papi Fuego.

^ Only works on humans- droids & non-sentient or hive species are immune.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
When life gives you lemons, EAT THE GODDAMN LEMON DO YOU WANT FUCKING SCURVY? WHAT SUGAR ARE YOU KIDDING PUT THAT WATER DOWN WE NEED TO BOIL IT FIRST
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I suppose it’s time now
For us to have some frog soup
No one ever noticed
When they started adding salt
Or that the vegetables
Had become delicious stew
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM