Well, we’ve got that going for us.

It’s three steps ahead and six steps behind

Arresting gang members is hard. Arresting children is easy.

Arresting murderers is difficult. Arresting day laborers is easy.

Trump is turning the Oval Office into the Jerry Springer Show. I especially like the 3 stooges sitting on the couch.

Anybody know the difference between a gift and a bribe. A Policeman is about to give me a speeding ticket and I’d like to gift him $20 bucks.

This was obviously written by a cognitively impaired individual.