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rupini.bsky.social
@rupini.bsky.social
And you are doing the work of ICE for them by spreading their propaganda. Telling everyone "there will be no midterms" does absolutely nothing to help, and increases apathy. Trump does not, AS YET, have any power to cancel midterms. Do not give him that power by presenting it as fait accompli.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just sent in $25.
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Hey hey, come on now. He never sent the Army.

Just the national guard, the marines, the border patrol, and ICE to murder you.

The army is busy preparing for war against Greenland.
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I've watched Simpsons for 30 years and I've never noticed this gag until right now. Bless you.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
One of those fun times where someone is looking for affirmation like “does this make me a monster?” and everyone is like “yes, actually. This is some straight monster shit, dawg. You are a terrible father.”
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I'm old enough to remember when it's been like this.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That's the final command, obviously.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I don't know about you but I'm impressed that a blob fish is even surviving at surface pressure, let alone making a billion dollars!
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The amount of hit dogs hollerin' in the comments of that WSJ article is hilarious. Just a sea of narcissistic garbage parents who "don't know what they did wrong" when they raised "these entitled snowflake little jerks." Yeah it's a big mystery, scoob!
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The only one on the chart with 5 straight declines, lol.
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"It's beneath you" LOL.

Imagine how smooth a brain you have to have, to think that. Imagine how many times such a brain would skip across the surface of a lake, when thrown.
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"There's no objectively correct number of strangled hitchhikers in the truck of my car. You can be upset about it, I guess. But you're not an impressive person just because you prefer ZERO strangled hitchhikers. Get over yourself."
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The photo you posted of that game was so intriguing that I went and bought it online for the image of the turtle castle alone.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Very unfortunately, the Government and all its officers have absolute immunity from defamation suits under the Westfall Act, which is no doubt why they've realized they can just commit tort after tort with impunity.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
To be fair, fog of war in Advance Wars is a much more accurate definition of "fog of war" than......"smoke from an explosion I made."
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
There be some specific-ass reaction memes out there man...
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You OR A LOVED ONE, Derek.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I guess I should call it the "dead fucking bear" now, instead.
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh god it's the fucking dead bear isn't it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Neither is 1) occasionally using ChatGPT out of necessity/work and 2) despising AI, and hoping it is destroyed as an industry.

That you estimate the 90% of students using it as a plus rather than a toxic cancer that is actively ruining the minds/skills of children also says a lot.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
As a lawyer, I can't even think of an equivalent. It's like finding out the judge of a 3 week trial was actually just a rooster wearing black robes. It's not a thing one even considers checking.
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
HAHAHA Oh my God. I mean MEIN GOTT that's bad.

Did Olivia Nuzzi write their brief?

The footnotes on each of the insults is particularly great.
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holy shit. I kept hearing it was bad, but this is like......geiger-counter-going-off levels of prose. Indescribably bad writing. Reading that gave me cancer.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
As a huge fan of both Sumo and Mishima Yukio, this was a delightful start to my Monday. Amazingly well written. Brilliant ending.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I like how there is no Y axis. It's just the raw ascendancy of "Donut."
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM