inshallah, on the front page
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
inshallah, on the front page
(actually it is the reflection of the ceiling light in my office)
(actually it is the reflection of the ceiling light in my office)
Put “Orinoco Flow” on loop. Light a scented candle. Make a pot of chamomile tea. Put a lemon-scented bath-bomb in a hot bath. Grab The Peanuts’ Omnibus.
Actually, grab a dozen more of those candles.
Oh, fuck it. Add a shot of whiskey to the pot of tea.
Put “Orinoco Flow” on loop. Light a scented candle. Make a pot of chamomile tea. Put a lemon-scented bath-bomb in a hot bath. Grab The Peanuts’ Omnibus.
Actually, grab a dozen more of those candles.
Oh, fuck it. Add a shot of whiskey to the pot of tea.
Here’s a suggestion: gather friends to watch The Big Lebowski. Have everyone shout out “shut the fuck up, Donny!” along with the movie.
Then, take a shot.
Just an idea.
Here’s a suggestion: gather friends to watch The Big Lebowski. Have everyone shout out “shut the fuck up, Donny!” along with the movie.
Then, take a shot.
Just an idea.
Him: Did you drive through town in a red Prius and get beeped at?
Me: It was my doppelgänger. Fuckin' guy is always trying to get me in trouble
Him: It looked like you
Me: The red Prius should have given him away. People who drive those are idiots
Me: Mine is dark gray
Him: Did you drive through town in a red Prius and get beeped at?
Me: It was my doppelgänger. Fuckin' guy is always trying to get me in trouble
Him: It looked like you
Me: The red Prius should have given him away. People who drive those are idiots
Me: Mine is dark gray