Russell Pearlman
@russellpearlman.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Editorial Director. Chicago born & raised. Grew up in NYC. Now combing the desert.
Are they really trapped in that water tower? They seem to be able to get out of it any time they want to.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Are they really trapped in that water tower? They seem to be able to get out of it any time they want to.
IF, and it’s a big if, the Hawks are still playing decently in January, do you think they should trade for someone like Alex Tuch or similar scoring winger to try to actually make a splash in this year’s playoffs?
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
IF, and it’s a big if, the Hawks are still playing decently in January, do you think they should trade for someone like Alex Tuch or similar scoring winger to try to actually make a splash in this year’s playoffs?
I mean, the could steal some plutonium
a man is looking at a television with the words 1.21 gigawatts written on the bottom
ALT: a man is looking at a television with the words 1.21 gigawatts written on the bottom
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November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I mean, the could steal some plutonium
And by the way, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
And by the way, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.
Wind blowing out in the dome!
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wind blowing out in the dome!
More power, Scotty!
a man in a red shirt is giving her all she 's got captain .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is giving her all she 's got captain .
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October 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
More power, Scotty!
Looks better than the Pontiac Aztec.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looks better than the Pontiac Aztec.
Seeing Cindy Crawford and Eddie Vedder sitting together in the Wrigley bleachers made my GenX head explode. Who would leave you speechless if they sat next to you at a game?
September 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Seeing Cindy Crawford and Eddie Vedder sitting together in the Wrigley bleachers made my GenX head explode. Who would leave you speechless if they sat next to you at a game?
Are the Cowboys ranked just above or below the Maginot crew?
September 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Are the Cowboys ranked just above or below the Maginot crew?
What’s the most you’ve ever paid to watch a sporting event live and what was it? (season tickets dont count). I paid $300/ticket for 2015 NLCS game 2 upper deck. That price did not include the Cubs offense, unfortunately.
August 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What’s the most you’ve ever paid to watch a sporting event live and what was it? (season tickets dont count). I paid $300/ticket for 2015 NLCS game 2 upper deck. That price did not include the Cubs offense, unfortunately.
That’s a lot better than Rise of Skywalker.
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
That’s a lot better than Rise of Skywalker.
Best of luck in your tenure but you might never top that pitch-perfect post 9/11 headline.
July 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Best of luck in your tenure but you might never top that pitch-perfect post 9/11 headline.
Shark one seems ideal for thoughts on Chicago pro sports.
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Shark one seems ideal for thoughts on Chicago pro sports.
Didnt they use the Pennsylvania Polka at one point?
June 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Didnt they use the Pennsylvania Polka at one point?
Who’s the NFL equivalent of the King of Stone?
June 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Who’s the NFL equivalent of the King of Stone?
Good time to bring up The Expanse!
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Good time to bring up The Expanse!
Calibrate Your Enthusiasm, Jason!
May 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Calibrate Your Enthusiasm, Jason!