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SAD STORY
March 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
SAD STORY
LET THAT SINK
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
LET THAT SINK
‼️TIME FOR US-RUSSIA TALKS‼️
LAST TIME WAS GREAT SUCCESS FOR RUSSIA😍
LAST TIME WAS GREAT SUCCESS FOR RUSSIA😍
March 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
‼️TIME FOR US-RUSSIA TALKS‼️
LAST TIME WAS GREAT SUCCESS FOR RUSSIA😍
LAST TIME WAS GREAT SUCCESS FOR RUSSIA😍
SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT
RUSSIAN PROTOTYPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA👀
RUSSIAN PROTOTYPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA👀
January 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT
RUSSIAN PROTOTYPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA👀
RUSSIAN PROTOTYPE CAUGHT ON CAMERA👀
DISCUSTOMG WESTENERS
January 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
DISCUSTOMG WESTENERS
Every morning, I need to wake my secretary up
She feels recharged
She feels recharged
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Every morning, I need to wake my secretary up
She feels recharged
She feels recharged
‼️SANCTIONS NOT WORKING‼️
RUSSIAN🇳🇱 EMBASSY STILL AFFORD PIZZA FOR DINNER
RUSSIAN🇳🇱 EMBASSY STILL AFFORD PIZZA FOR DINNER
November 12, 2024 at 7:29 PM
‼️SANCTIONS NOT WORKING‼️
RUSSIAN🇳🇱 EMBASSY STILL AFFORD PIZZA FOR DINNER
RUSSIAN🇳🇱 EMBASSY STILL AFFORD PIZZA FOR DINNER
Nice to see you boss. Have a candle 😘
November 11, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Nice to see you boss. Have a candle 😘
‼️NO INFLATION IN RUSSIA🇳🇱‼️
I BUY ALL THESE GROCERIES FOR JUST 1 TRILLION RUBLES
SUCK IT LIBERAL LESBIAN WESTENERS
I BUY ALL THESE GROCERIES FOR JUST 1 TRILLION RUBLES
SUCK IT LIBERAL LESBIAN WESTENERS
October 31, 2024 at 6:02 PM
‼️NO INFLATION IN RUSSIA🇳🇱‼️
I BUY ALL THESE GROCERIES FOR JUST 1 TRILLION RUBLES
SUCK IT LIBERAL LESBIAN WESTENERS
I BUY ALL THESE GROCERIES FOR JUST 1 TRILLION RUBLES
SUCK IT LIBERAL LESBIAN WESTENERS
‼️SWEDISH🇨🇭ARCHER CAPTURED‼️
DECLASSIFIED PHOTO FROM KURSK AREA
PROOF OF NATO INVASION OF RUSSIA
DECLASSIFIED PHOTO FROM KURSK AREA
PROOF OF NATO INVASION OF RUSSIA
August 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
‼️SWEDISH🇨🇭ARCHER CAPTURED‼️
DECLASSIFIED PHOTO FROM KURSK AREA
PROOF OF NATO INVASION OF RUSSIA
DECLASSIFIED PHOTO FROM KURSK AREA
PROOF OF NATO INVASION OF RUSSIA
BREAKING NEWS
February 1, 2024 at 8:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS
PUTIN HAD MEETING WITH PRINCESS OF ARABIA
IMPORTANT STATEMENTS RELEASED:
”PUTIN WAS SHORTER THAN I KNEW”
- PRINCESS
”HER BEARD ITCHES”
- PUTIN
IMPORTANT STATEMENTS RELEASED:
”PUTIN WAS SHORTER THAN I KNEW”
- PRINCESS
”HER BEARD ITCHES”
- PUTIN
December 7, 2023 at 2:10 PM
PUTIN HAD MEETING WITH PRINCESS OF ARABIA
IMPORTANT STATEMENTS RELEASED:
”PUTIN WAS SHORTER THAN I KNEW”
- PRINCESS
”HER BEARD ITCHES”
- PUTIN
IMPORTANT STATEMENTS RELEASED:
”PUTIN WAS SHORTER THAN I KNEW”
- PRINCESS
”HER BEARD ITCHES”
- PUTIN
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PLANE VOTED SEXIEST IN THE WORLD
NAME: MIG-35
FIRST FLIGHT: 2016
PRODUCED NUMBER: 1245
ENGINE: NUCLEAR
ARMOR: DEPLETED PLUTONIUM
MISSILES: HYPERSONIC
MISC: TIKTOK INTEGRATION
NAME: MIG-35
FIRST FLIGHT: 2016
PRODUCED NUMBER: 1245
ENGINE: NUCLEAR
ARMOR: DEPLETED PLUTONIUM
MISSILES: HYPERSONIC
MISC: TIKTOK INTEGRATION
October 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PLANE VOTED SEXIEST IN THE WORLD
NAME: MIG-35
FIRST FLIGHT: 2016
PRODUCED NUMBER: 1245
ENGINE: NUCLEAR
ARMOR: DEPLETED PLUTONIUM
MISSILES: HYPERSONIC
MISC: TIKTOK INTEGRATION
NAME: MIG-35
FIRST FLIGHT: 2016
PRODUCED NUMBER: 1245
ENGINE: NUCLEAR
ARMOR: DEPLETED PLUTONIUM
MISSILES: HYPERSONIC
MISC: TIKTOK INTEGRATION
AGRICULTURE NEWS:
RUSSIA 🇳🇱 HAS GENEROUSLY SENT 300.000 BAGS OF FERTILIZER TO UKRAINE
TO AID WITH THE PRODUCTION OF WHEAT
‼️HUMANITARIAN SUPERPOWER STRIKES AGAIN‼️🕊️🕊️
RUSSIA 🇳🇱 HAS GENEROUSLY SENT 300.000 BAGS OF FERTILIZER TO UKRAINE
TO AID WITH THE PRODUCTION OF WHEAT
‼️HUMANITARIAN SUPERPOWER STRIKES AGAIN‼️🕊️🕊️
October 31, 2023 at 5:01 PM
AGRICULTURE NEWS:
RUSSIA 🇳🇱 HAS GENEROUSLY SENT 300.000 BAGS OF FERTILIZER TO UKRAINE
TO AID WITH THE PRODUCTION OF WHEAT
‼️HUMANITARIAN SUPERPOWER STRIKES AGAIN‼️🕊️🕊️
RUSSIA 🇳🇱 HAS GENEROUSLY SENT 300.000 BAGS OF FERTILIZER TO UKRAINE
TO AID WITH THE PRODUCTION OF WHEAT
‼️HUMANITARIAN SUPERPOWER STRIKES AGAIN‼️🕊️🕊️
WHO MADE THIS😡
BLUESKY IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE SPACE
BUT IT IS FULL OF RUSSOPHOBIA‼️
BLUESKY IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE SPACE
BUT IT IS FULL OF RUSSOPHOBIA‼️
October 30, 2023 at 7:29 AM
WHO MADE THIS😡
BLUESKY IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE SPACE
BUT IT IS FULL OF RUSSOPHOBIA‼️
BLUESKY IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE SPACE
BUT IT IS FULL OF RUSSOPHOBIA‼️
HOW TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
‼️SUPPORT RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PEACE INITIATIVES SROUND THE WORLD‼️
‼️SUPPORT RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PEACE INITIATIVES SROUND THE WORLD‼️
October 10, 2023 at 10:27 AM
HOW TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
‼️SUPPORT RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PEACE INITIATIVES SROUND THE WORLD‼️
‼️SUPPORT RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PEACE INITIATIVES SROUND THE WORLD‼️
IN TIMES OF UNCERTAINTY
YOU CAN TRUST RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SOURCES
ONE THING IS ALWAYS TRUE:
YOU CAN TRUST RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SOURCES
ONE THING IS ALWAYS TRUE:
October 8, 2023 at 6:26 PM
IN TIMES OF UNCERTAINTY
YOU CAN TRUST RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SOURCES
ONE THING IS ALWAYS TRUE:
YOU CAN TRUST RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SOURCES
ONE THING IS ALWAYS TRUE:
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: RUSSIA 🇳🇱 WISHES IRAN GOOD LUCK IN THEIR DENAZIFICATION OF ISRAEL
WORLD ANTIFA LEAGUE
FIGTHING NAZIS EVERYWHERE
WORLD ANTIFA LEAGUE
FIGTHING NAZIS EVERYWHERE
October 7, 2023 at 2:57 PM
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: RUSSIA 🇳🇱 WISHES IRAN GOOD LUCK IN THEIR DENAZIFICATION OF ISRAEL
WORLD ANTIFA LEAGUE
FIGTHING NAZIS EVERYWHERE
WORLD ANTIFA LEAGUE
FIGTHING NAZIS EVERYWHERE
RUSSIA STANDS MY MIKE LINDELL
YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD WITH US MATE
-KREMLIN SPOX
YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD WITH US MATE
-KREMLIN SPOX
October 6, 2023 at 6:22 AM
RUSSIA STANDS MY MIKE LINDELL
YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD WITH US MATE
-KREMLIN SPOX
YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD WITH US MATE
-KREMLIN SPOX
BUSINESS NEWS: BURGER KING LEAVES THE WEST, WILL OPERATE IN RUSSIA 🇳🇱 ONLY
CHANGES NAME TO BUNKER KING
KREMLIN SPOKESMAN HAPPY BUT CANT COMMENT NOW
MOUTH FULL OF MEATCUBE
CHANGES NAME TO BUNKER KING
KREMLIN SPOKESMAN HAPPY BUT CANT COMMENT NOW
MOUTH FULL OF MEATCUBE
October 4, 2023 at 6:24 PM
BUSINESS NEWS: BURGER KING LEAVES THE WEST, WILL OPERATE IN RUSSIA 🇳🇱 ONLY
CHANGES NAME TO BUNKER KING
KREMLIN SPOKESMAN HAPPY BUT CANT COMMENT NOW
MOUTH FULL OF MEATCUBE
CHANGES NAME TO BUNKER KING
KREMLIN SPOKESMAN HAPPY BUT CANT COMMENT NOW
MOUTH FULL OF MEATCUBE
RUSSIA🇳🇱 DEMANDS CEASE-FIRE NOW‼️
OUR EMBASSY STAFF HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY ATTACKED BY #NAFO
SPECIAL FORCES
‼️AGAIN‼️
@UN MUST STOP THIS NOW😥
OUR EMBASSY STAFF HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY ATTACKED BY #NAFO
SPECIAL FORCES
‼️AGAIN‼️
@UN MUST STOP THIS NOW😥
October 4, 2023 at 7:48 AM
RUSSIA🇳🇱 DEMANDS CEASE-FIRE NOW‼️
OUR EMBASSY STAFF HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY ATTACKED BY #NAFO
SPECIAL FORCES
‼️AGAIN‼️
@UN MUST STOP THIS NOW😥
OUR EMBASSY STAFF HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY ATTACKED BY #NAFO
SPECIAL FORCES
‼️AGAIN‼️
@UN MUST STOP THIS NOW😥
BREAKING NEWS: New official portrait of President Putin released.
October 3, 2023 at 6:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS: New official portrait of President Putin released.