If I wear this t-shirt in the UK, might I "feel the full force of the law"? Lately it's hard to know what's permissible and what's not. #Starmer'sStasi

I'm supposed to be doing some work ... but wait! What's that behind those trees!?

Once you use the word 'woke' you've already lost the argument, unless you're arguing about sleep.

What dismal copywriting this is! Never mind the syntax, where is the sizzle? I long for a carelessly crafted loaf.

Everywhere I go online I'm confronted by robots who want to verify that I'm not a robot.

I fear that one day they're going to use this information against me.