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Critical care nurse, USMC vet, lousy jiujiteiro, 40K & Necromunda dork, Twitter refugee
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Damn, that would have been hours of entertainment.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Damn, that would have been hours of entertainment.
Josh Mandel?
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Josh Mandel?
This is very optimistic. I’m leaning towards that war crime Seal Chief or a UFC fighter.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is very optimistic. I’m leaning towards that war crime Seal Chief or a UFC fighter.
He’s the poster child for short-man syndrome.
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
He’s the poster child for short-man syndrome.
I was standing quarterdeck watch on the USS Whidbey Island, docked in Genoa for to the week. If the apocalypse kicked off I only had 5 rounds of 00 buckshot on me and, more importantly,was worried that Liberty call would get cancelled the next day.
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I was standing quarterdeck watch on the USS Whidbey Island, docked in Genoa for to the week. If the apocalypse kicked off I only had 5 rounds of 00 buckshot on me and, more importantly,was worried that Liberty call would get cancelled the next day.
There’s a niche market for Trader Joe’s workers who don’t aggressively ask you what your plans are for the day despite using every possible social cue to signal ‘I’m fucking tired and just want some lazy dinner ingredients’.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There’s a niche market for Trader Joe’s workers who don’t aggressively ask you what your plans are for the day despite using every possible social cue to signal ‘I’m fucking tired and just want some lazy dinner ingredients’.
Didn’t know that was a thing. Here I was thinking you just had to scare the person to make hiccups go away, or give them Thorazine.
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Didn’t know that was a thing. Here I was thinking you just had to scare the person to make hiccups go away, or give them Thorazine.
Some say on a quiet night if you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of his angelic voice singing “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” being carried on the wind.
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Some say on a quiet night if you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of his angelic voice singing “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” being carried on the wind.
Honestly ‘golden fleet’ and ‘Trump Class’ are a brilliant way to appeal to ‘ol Dumbfuck and ensure that funding gets through Congress. Non-zero chance that we start seeing aerospace/military companies start branding their newest prototypes with dumb shit like this.
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Honestly ‘golden fleet’ and ‘Trump Class’ are a brilliant way to appeal to ‘ol Dumbfuck and ensure that funding gets through Congress. Non-zero chance that we start seeing aerospace/military companies start branding their newest prototypes with dumb shit like this.
Honestly British ship names are cool as fuck. Much cooler than calling this ship, like, USS Altoona or some shit.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Honestly British ship names are cool as fuck. Much cooler than calling this ship, like, USS Altoona or some shit.
Yeah but if the killer is hanging out in a Lowe’s parking lot or working in the dish pit of a taqueria they’re definitely gonna get him.
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yeah but if the killer is hanging out in a Lowe’s parking lot or working in the dish pit of a taqueria they’re definitely gonna get him.
They even have his trademark Random Ass Capitalization.
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They even have his trademark Random Ass Capitalization.
He looks like he’s thinking. Probably wracking his brain to remember the names of the people standing in front of him.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He looks like he’s thinking. Probably wracking his brain to remember the names of the people standing in front of him.
Fuck yeah. One of GW’s biggest aesthetic crimes is the moving the Ultramarines from Smurf blue with company-colored shoulder pad rims to this new gold/darker blue/Roman Legion thing they have going on now.
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuck yeah. One of GW’s biggest aesthetic crimes is the moving the Ultramarines from Smurf blue with company-colored shoulder pad rims to this new gold/darker blue/Roman Legion thing they have going on now.
How tall is that fucking dork? He always looks like a twink next to his bodyguards.
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
How tall is that fucking dork? He always looks like a twink next to his bodyguards.
Big shocker that a guy who unironically looks like Baby Billy is blaming CaNcEl CuLtUrE on his fuckups.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Big shocker that a guy who unironically looks like Baby Billy is blaming CaNcEl CuLtUrE on his fuckups.
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All hat and no neurons
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
All hat and no neurons
I’m a little sad we don’t get to see a photo of a bug-eyed, confused looking Patel in a cowboy hat.
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m a little sad we don’t get to see a photo of a bug-eyed, confused looking Patel in a cowboy hat.
I really hope this becomes a regular part of his attire.
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I really hope this becomes a regular part of his attire.
Honestly the lore that they’ve developed around all of the early-edition silliness is one of my favorite things about 40K.
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Honestly the lore that they’ve developed around all of the early-edition silliness is one of my favorite things about 40K.
Yeah but if we don’t detain people how is the private prison industry going to profit from this fuckshow?
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yeah but if we don’t detain people how is the private prison industry going to profit from this fuckshow?