It’s a good thing I never took Tylenol when I was pregnant. Just advil, which is probably why my kid ended up with adhd instead of autism. You heard it here first, Brain Worm. Don’t try to claim you invented that theory
September 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s a good thing I never took Tylenol when I was pregnant. Just advil, which is probably why my kid ended up with adhd instead of autism. You heard it here first, Brain Worm. Don’t try to claim you invented that theory
Weapons movie wax really good, especially if you like dark, DARK humor
September 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Weapons movie wax really good, especially if you like dark, DARK humor
Everything at work seems more hectic and uptight despite the job being the same, I’m sure there’s no overarching American societal reason for this
August 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everything at work seems more hectic and uptight despite the job being the same, I’m sure there’s no overarching American societal reason for this
Being micromanaged is my kryptonite.
If kryptonite filled Superman with rage instead of weakening him.
So I guess it’s nothing like kryptonite.
If kryptonite filled Superman with rage instead of weakening him.
So I guess it’s nothing like kryptonite.
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Being micromanaged is my kryptonite.
If kryptonite filled Superman with rage instead of weakening him.
So I guess it’s nothing like kryptonite.
If kryptonite filled Superman with rage instead of weakening him.
So I guess it’s nothing like kryptonite.
Literally can’t escape ants anywhere. I’m going fucking nuts
August 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Literally can’t escape ants anywhere. I’m going fucking nuts
All I want is someone to folie a doux with
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
All I want is someone to folie a doux with
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I want to be Hawkgirl because I also want to go around screaming and hitting people all the time
July 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I want to be Hawkgirl because I also want to go around screaming and hitting people all the time
Currently obsessed with Hello Kitty Island Adventure as a coping mechanism for the Horrors
July 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Currently obsessed with Hello Kitty Island Adventure as a coping mechanism for the Horrors
I’m gonna start calling people who set off fireworks before dark premature ejaculators
July 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m gonna start calling people who set off fireworks before dark premature ejaculators
How about we start celebrating #summerween on the Fourth of July instead? I want an excuse for a summer bbq which doesn’t involve nationalism and also has better decor and vibes
June 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How about we start celebrating #summerween on the Fourth of July instead? I want an excuse for a summer bbq which doesn’t involve nationalism and also has better decor and vibes
Just had to remind my neighbor that I’m not his child’s mother. It’s soooo interesting that he’s never expected any of the MEN who live here to watch his kid. Also the kid was VOMITING YESTERDAY WTAF
#decentermen
#decentermen
June 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Just had to remind my neighbor that I’m not his child’s mother. It’s soooo interesting that he’s never expected any of the MEN who live here to watch his kid. Also the kid was VOMITING YESTERDAY WTAF
#decentermen
#decentermen
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You are going to see a bunch of corporate media saying ‘Isra*el struck Iran.’
Our plan, our weapons, our logistics.
Isra*l is our client state.
The US is striking Iran
Democrats and Republicans alike have been trying to engineer this since’79
ICE escalations in LA were cover.
Forever War
Our plan, our weapons, our logistics.
Isra*l is our client state.
The US is striking Iran
Democrats and Republicans alike have been trying to engineer this since’79
ICE escalations in LA were cover.
Forever War
June 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You are going to see a bunch of corporate media saying ‘Isra*el struck Iran.’
Our plan, our weapons, our logistics.
Isra*l is our client state.
The US is striking Iran
Democrats and Republicans alike have been trying to engineer this since’79
ICE escalations in LA were cover.
Forever War
Our plan, our weapons, our logistics.
Isra*l is our client state.
The US is striking Iran
Democrats and Republicans alike have been trying to engineer this since’79
ICE escalations in LA were cover.
Forever War
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
@governor.ca.gov Newsom isn’t “protecting Californians”, he’s in a dick measuring contrast over who gets to control the troops who are brutalizing Angelenos
June 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@governor.ca.gov Newsom isn’t “protecting Californians”, he’s in a dick measuring contrast over who gets to control the troops who are brutalizing Angelenos
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Just saying right now for the public record that you can scream and shame and scold me as much as you like but I am never ever voting for Gavin Newsom for president
June 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just saying right now for the public record that you can scream and shame and scold me as much as you like but I am never ever voting for Gavin Newsom for president
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
I’m pretty sure the budget cuts have already affected me. I used to get a seasonal job at a local market but they haven’t hired me this year- and they don’t seem to have hired someone different instead because I don’t see my type of service mentioned on their ads for the market. #thankstrump
June 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m pretty sure the budget cuts have already affected me. I used to get a seasonal job at a local market but they haven’t hired me this year- and they don’t seem to have hired someone different instead because I don’t see my type of service mentioned on their ads for the market. #thankstrump