My mom turned away a group of teenagers who hadn’t even bothered to dress up. She just opened her front room window,bold as brass, and said “No! You’re getting nothing with no costumes!!” You don’t get your hands on the Halloween Haribo at my mom’s house unless you’ve done the hard yards!!!

I wonder if the listening figures can be broken down geographically so you can find out how it goes down in Birmingham. I know you believe there’s some beef between you and the city….

I will tell him that. Probably the best review he’s ever had!

Bless him. It’s exhausting being a cat! I used to have a tabby called Ronnie who looked just like him 🐱

You’ve got to love a teacher with a catchphrase. 40 years of doing the same material to an ever changing but always unappreciative audience

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Maybe this is what happened in Birmingham

I agree. I normally finish work early on a Friday but I was so absorbed listening to it that I didn’t move from the computer until it was done!

That used to be on tv - it was called This is Your Life. Coming to see you tonight Mark, for a bizarrely indoor gig at the Birmingham MAC

At least a dog would probably take you where you want to go. A cat would either take you where THEY want to go, or just quietly fall asleep on the front seat cos they can’t be arsed

I’ve heard that Benylin gives you X-Ray vision if you get the dosages right.

You heard the man - he wants to preserve and protect our history and our heritage. And his contribution to that is to dedicate his life to paying tribute to the nation’s favourite Geordie songstress. As long as there are no toilet attendants at the QT studios we should be ok…..

I’m wondering when we’ll ever score a goal again!!

Is there a prize for guessing which one is Pepper 🤔

Have you ever thought of doing Jeff merch? With his permission of course