Rob Winner
@rux2.bsky.social
Disabled and with little memory, I awoke from a medically induced coma and have been stuck in this bizzaro world since 2016. SEND HELP!
CRPS type 2, fan of LEGO, picture taker, master of all Mario Karts
CRPS type 2, fan of LEGO, picture taker, master of all Mario Karts
I hear ya. My wife and I started doing Xmas cards in 2007 and I’m honestly out of ideas and then I saw the up-scaled Santa. But we’ve had some bangers in the past
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I hear ya. My wife and I started doing Xmas cards in 2007 and I’m honestly out of ideas and then I saw the up-scaled Santa. But we’ve had some bangers in the past
I made him into our Xmas card
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I made him into our Xmas card
It was very cold and windy that day and Favre looked very old. It was a great early Xmas present
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It was very cold and windy that day and Favre looked very old. It was a great early Xmas present
One single image was captured that revealed the chaos as well as the final moments of the world’s most famous snowman.
There is hope, however, as multiple witnesses reported that Frosty’s last words were “Don’t you cry. I’ll be back again someday.”
There is hope, however, as multiple witnesses reported that Frosty’s last words were “Don’t you cry. I’ll be back again someday.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One single image was captured that revealed the chaos as well as the final moments of the world’s most famous snowman.
There is hope, however, as multiple witnesses reported that Frosty’s last words were “Don’t you cry. I’ll be back again someday.”
There is hope, however, as multiple witnesses reported that Frosty’s last words were “Don’t you cry. I’ll be back again someday.”
The exposure not only increased the size of Claus’ cells, but the typically mild-mannered gift-giver became blank-faced, belligerent and went on a destructive anger-filled rampage while emitting a green glow.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The exposure not only increased the size of Claus’ cells, but the typically mild-mannered gift-giver became blank-faced, belligerent and went on a destructive anger-filled rampage while emitting a green glow.
Big Presence was the name given to a top secret experiment conducted beneath Toy Workshop #1225 many years ago. Workshop elves intended to increase the size of Christmas presents using Gamma Rays but during testing Santa Claus was exposed to a massive dose of radiation.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Big Presence was the name given to a top secret experiment conducted beneath Toy Workshop #1225 many years ago. Workshop elves intended to increase the size of Christmas presents using Gamma Rays but during testing Santa Claus was exposed to a massive dose of radiation.
Smarmy bastard from the old country
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Smarmy bastard from the old country
I always thought he was British and spelled canceled with two Ls
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I always thought he was British and spelled canceled with two Ls
Or pedophile. Or racist. Or traitor… etc
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Or pedophile. Or racist. Or traitor… etc
The gravitational pull alone of the head gave it a 99.9% collision course with fist
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The gravitational pull alone of the head gave it a 99.9% collision course with fist
No, I was born on this date in 79. Come after me! I’m a man! I’m 46!
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
No, I was born on this date in 79. Come after me! I’m a man! I’m 46!
No. I’m a winner. I should know
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No. I’m a winner. I should know
Awesome. I’ll be dead by then
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Awesome. I’ll be dead by then
Come on, they drink covfefe like everyone else
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Come on, they drink covfefe like everyone else
The senator that represents the people of my state is dumb and failed a country
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The senator that represents the people of my state is dumb and failed a country
And he’s always judging
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And he’s always judging
Goblin-ass motherfucker
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Goblin-ass motherfucker
Reminds me of the Zora Sidon
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reminds me of the Zora Sidon