good thing we have a Consumer Finance Protection Bureau now to defend us from such things…oh.

Oh how Entire Seasons ominously they inched Night King forward as the Ultimate Big Bad, yet his army made it all the way south to…Winterfell? A raven from the Wall can fly it in a day. Delightful payoff for Arya fans, but the remainder of that awful season couldn’t recover from a lack of suspense.

Oops someone left out the “Evil” before restaurants. There, fixed it for you.

the (beloved) truly bizarre gifts my colleagues in India give me when I’ve visited all seemed an in-joke amongst themselves about who could make packing for a flight home the most impossible

Sir, this is a Denny’s.

so I could self retcon Chris Pratt out of my memory bank? hand over the sticks

only 80? on optimist