hey boss just burning down the kanbanbini board; just marked the egg salad sandwich done and tackling a 3-point onigiri next

prove me wrong: there is nothing you can put on or do that ages you as much as taking a picture with an iPad

Trying to listen to this Lucy Dacus show but also figure out if her on stage columns are doric or ionic

I have to learn to stop trusting the wikipedia reception section. otoh what if worm IS the 21st century middlemarch

Listening to a podcast where andy samberg said his wife disliked some lucky charms ice cream flavor. Then, madeleine style, it hits… HES TALKING ABOUT BELOVED CREATOR OF TOUR DE FORCE YS

broke: my alarm clock
woke:

sick, they made a nightcore version of “gimme pizza”

take me to snail (snail jail)
send me snail (snail mail)
protect my roof from weather damage due to snail (snail hail)

the cowards at bluesky refuse to lift their display name line limit so I can be Upton Sinclair Lewis Black Francis Scott Key Bridget Jones Diary of a mad black woman