RVN
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Doing my part in bi-erasure by exclusively dating men (girls scary)
My neighbors came over to check on me since they noticed my car was still covered in snow all week. I let them know that I was on vacation and just got back. It really is special that they care enough to check on me, I'm not sure I've ever had that happen before
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My neighbors came over to check on me since they noticed my car was still covered in snow all week. I let them know that I was on vacation and just got back. It really is special that they care enough to check on me, I'm not sure I've ever had that happen before
It's actually making me crazy.
- the only person who I loved and who loved me killed himself.
- my roommate blocked me on everything and dragged my name and left me with 3k of lease to pay
- my best friend is going to marry the wrong one bc he doesn't feel like he has a choice
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- the only person who I loved and who loved me killed himself.
- my roommate blocked me on everything and dragged my name and left me with 3k of lease to pay
- my best friend is going to marry the wrong one bc he doesn't feel like he has a choice
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.
.
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 AM
It's actually making me crazy.
- the only person who I loved and who loved me killed himself.
- my roommate blocked me on everything and dragged my name and left me with 3k of lease to pay
- my best friend is going to marry the wrong one bc he doesn't feel like he has a choice
.
.
.
- the only person who I loved and who loved me killed himself.
- my roommate blocked me on everything and dragged my name and left me with 3k of lease to pay
- my best friend is going to marry the wrong one bc he doesn't feel like he has a choice
.
.
.
Do NOT play Free Bird around me; I WILL cry
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Do NOT play Free Bird around me; I WILL cry
Lego City is copaganda
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lego City is copaganda
Band "going on tour" to two locations? Sure. Sure.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Band "going on tour" to two locations? Sure. Sure.
Wire grill brushes should be illegal, but we're not ready for that conversation yet
kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Wire grill brushes should be illegal, but we're not ready for that conversation yet
Using a pop tart wrapper for a faraday cage
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Using a pop tart wrapper for a faraday cage
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called
So Keep Inventory: On is cheating but Spawn Phantoms: Off isn't?
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So Keep Inventory: On is cheating but Spawn Phantoms: Off isn't?
My beard isn't a fashion statement; it's a mental health warning
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My beard isn't a fashion statement; it's a mental health warning
Never heard a liberal refer to a dog as "it." Seems to be a uniquely conservative trait
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Never heard a liberal refer to a dog as "it." Seems to be a uniquely conservative trait
The sexual tension between one person and a milkshake is already too high. Add a second person? Whoo-wee
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The sexual tension between one person and a milkshake is already too high. Add a second person? Whoo-wee
You can say "fuck" but not "venti" when ordering your local coffee. Venti is basically a slur at this point
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You can say "fuck" but not "venti" when ordering your local coffee. Venti is basically a slur at this point
The gay's best contribution to the world is deification of background characters. We love a random person having a random moment in the background
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The gay's best contribution to the world is deification of background characters. We love a random person having a random moment in the background
Celebrities are completely out of touch with the human experience, but somehow vegan celebrities are totally aligned with animal experience....right right
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Celebrities are completely out of touch with the human experience, but somehow vegan celebrities are totally aligned with animal experience....right right
I wonder if shark tooth necklaces are allowed through TSA
September 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wonder if shark tooth necklaces are allowed through TSA
Caffeinated milk? Let me call fairlife real quick
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Caffeinated milk? Let me call fairlife real quick
I can tell if you grew up with siblings based off of how you eat chips and salsa
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I can tell if you grew up with siblings based off of how you eat chips and salsa
Not my type: picky eater
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Not my type: picky eater
I'm on my 6th rewatch of Frieren
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm on my 6th rewatch of Frieren
Imagine Customs makes you open your Spotify downloaded songs. One RuPaul song and you're instantly deported
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Imagine Customs makes you open your Spotify downloaded songs. One RuPaul song and you're instantly deported
The cast of Scott Pilgrim is so fucking stacked and I feel like we don't really appreciate it
August 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The cast of Scott Pilgrim is so fucking stacked and I feel like we don't really appreciate it
"Why don't we ever dream about our cell phones?" Uh clearly you've never dreamt about holding your phone for hours until he calls you but you wake up and check your phone for the smallest chance that there was truth in the dream.
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Why don't we ever dream about our cell phones?" Uh clearly you've never dreamt about holding your phone for hours until he calls you but you wake up and check your phone for the smallest chance that there was truth in the dream.
That new mountain dew taste like mosquito poison
August 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
That new mountain dew taste like mosquito poison