Miscalculated just how much imminently out of date party food Mum sent me home with. Dinner for one…
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Miscalculated just how much imminently out of date party food Mum sent me home with. Dinner for one…
A productive afternoon. I’ve learned that cats can catch yawns
December 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A productive afternoon. I’ve learned that cats can catch yawns
Back home to a silent house. Currently enjoying a cuppa with the cat on my lap following a lunch of coleslaw, stuffing and the bacon which was covering the Christmas Day bird during cooking.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Back home to a silent house. Currently enjoying a cuppa with the cat on my lap following a lunch of coleslaw, stuffing and the bacon which was covering the Christmas Day bird during cooking.
Well, I kept going until it was stiff and now my right arm aches
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Well, I kept going until it was stiff and now my right arm aches
Woke up at 5.45 and realised I forgot to wrap presents yday 🤦🏻♂️
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Woke up at 5.45 and realised I forgot to wrap presents yday 🤦🏻♂️
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Timed that perfectly. Wheels touched the ground and engines thrusted at 1:32 into Rosalia’s Berghain
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Timed that perfectly. Wheels touched the ground and engines thrusted at 1:32 into Rosalia’s Berghain
When the ban came in in 2007, I had no idea what to do with my left hand when on the dance floor.
Distinct memory of seeing the man who would later become my husband at bowling, and both of us had a fag on.
It’s crazy that people used to be able to just smoke cigarettes wherever they wanted
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
When the ban came in in 2007, I had no idea what to do with my left hand when on the dance floor.
I have been at the airport for 2h 20m so far and the plane I’m due to board has only just left its previous destination. I hate it
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I have been at the airport for 2h 20m so far and the plane I’m due to board has only just left its previous destination. I hate it
I cannot help but notice that none of you have obeyed my command
FUCK ME I FIXED THE PRINTER
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I cannot help but notice that none of you have obeyed my command
FUCK ME I FIXED THE PRINTER
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
FUCK ME I FIXED THE PRINTER
Flying tmrw and tonight I receive an email saying “thanks for taking out life insurance”. I have not taken out life insurance.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Flying tmrw and tonight I receive an email saying “thanks for taking out life insurance”. I have not taken out life insurance.
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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Found a jar of Christmas Chutney in the fridge and whilst it looks okay it smells like mincemeat and I’m not sure it’s supposed to
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Found a jar of Christmas Chutney in the fridge and whilst it looks okay it smells like mincemeat and I’m not sure it’s supposed to
400 FTE of redundancies over the next eighteen months isn’t great news, is it?
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
400 FTE of redundancies over the next eighteen months isn’t great news, is it?
Saw baby DMs on Saturday and cannot wait until my nephew needs his first shoes
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Saw baby DMs on Saturday and cannot wait until my nephew needs his first shoes
About an hour after I had one, G asks “I wonder how old that jar of pickled eggs is”
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
About an hour after I had one, G asks “I wonder how old that jar of pickled eggs is”
Things I never thought I’d hear in #TheArchers:
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Things I never thought I’d hear in #TheArchers:
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
“After all, once you’ve seen one beaver–“
“Please don’t finish that sentence”
Name your favourite debut album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Name your favourite debut album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Not sure it definitely is my fave debut album, but it’s the first to come to mind that I experienced as a first album
Bit unnerving to hear “can a member of staff go to the champagne section?” when I’m the only person in that aisle
a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and his eyes wide open
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and his eyes wide open
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November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Bit unnerving to hear “can a member of staff go to the champagne section?” when I’m the only person in that aisle
Watching up with last night’s Only Connect and having some lecherous thoughts but it’s fine cos I’m old now
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Watching up with last night’s Only Connect and having some lecherous thoughts but it’s fine cos I’m old now
Telling a story at work when my sister sped off a rollerskating rink and thru an open toilet door (half Frank Spencer behind the bus; half Delboy falling thru the bar) and I’ve had to leave the office because I properly lost it laughing and it looked like @hannahcrago.bsky.social had made me cry
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Telling a story at work when my sister sped off a rollerskating rink and thru an open toilet door (half Frank Spencer behind the bus; half Delboy falling thru the bar) and I’ve had to leave the office because I properly lost it laughing and it looked like @hannahcrago.bsky.social had made me cry
Is there a better sound in the kitchen than of slicing a savoy cabbage?
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Is there a better sound in the kitchen than of slicing a savoy cabbage?
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.
And yes, I am having a wild Friday evening.