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Athlete's Foot Demon

@rwoodsmall.bsky.social

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Online store selling items for everyday household needs. Soon I will be executed.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · May 19

i need you to assume i'm acting in bad faith.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 51m

how many plays and movies are there where this is the plot? trick question: it's all of them even star wars

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 51m

if you're a bad actor tell everyone at the audition you're doing "double acting" where you're just acting like a terrible actor as a study for a big part you already have playing a talentless hack who's in the role of a lifetime but now it's actually real. really lean into it and suck up a storm.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 3h

samsara pervert

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 3h

Oops! All Enron

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 4h

Millions of Dead MILFs

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 5h

there's one free t-rav outside of clayton straubs if you're hungry

Toasted ravioli on sidewalk under Straub's sign

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 6h

i love labels

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 12h

and that's MY representative!!! gotta love him! going to ask him to buy me a dodge ram because i need to haul some stuff. i'll use it once

Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 1d

Very odd SCOOP:

Just weeks before the 2024 primary election between Cori Bush and Wesley Bell, Bell used over $35,000 in campaign funds to buy his friend's Dodge Durango, which the friend had failed to sell two years earlier.

He then hired the friend, who now drives the car.

Wesley Bell Used $35,000 in Campaign Cash to Buy His Friend’s Dodge Durango

The congressman from St. Louis put some of AIPAC's money to an unusual use. He now faces a rematch with Cori Bush.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 21h

sex fossil. goodnight.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 23h

i think if you say the word "meme" in the white house you should be. congratulated. profusely. for the rest of your life

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 23h

uh, yeah, i don't thank so...

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

same! On the plus side, it the idea there is to further atomize us, I think it wouldn't quite work out that way. Like at all.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

you are falling. we are always falling. goodnight.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

OpenAI has promised to purchase a no obligation, no expectation of return, and no strings attached stake in me for five hundred trillion dollars

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

hey do you like stupid shit? have i got just the thing for you... it's called everything, and it's maddening

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

it's never been a better time to be an xbox gamer!!!

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

I told my mom, a CBS junkie, that "the news was about to change" and explained bari weiss to her. she was appalled and this will hopefully cost them center/center-left viewer share, maybe even center-right. not holding my breath though!

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

is there a Princess Messy?

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

i guess we'll see. goodnight.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It.

a black and white illustration from band memes 666(?), which was featured on this week's bad gear about the roland jv-1010, and which i found on instagram searching for the text
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the top of the picture shows the silhouette of a guitar player; text above reads: YOU EITHER DIE IN A BAND

the lower part shows a decrepit hand with black pointed nails moving a fader on a controller/mixer console; text below reads: OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME AN ELECTRONIC MUSICIAN

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

there's going to be an interstate commerce case that'll be absolutely buck wild

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 3d

maybe paramount is buying bluesky tomorrow and putting bari weiss in charge of that too

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 3d

Fart Reservations for one at 9:15

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 3d

do not argue with tom fucking nichols. have some self respect, please. (this has been sitting in a Google keep note for MONTHS, knew it'd be handy)