Ryan Abercrombie
@ryan-abercrombie.bsky.social
In-house attorney, former public affairs official and naval officer. Dog lover, Lego enthusiast, cocktail enjoyer. Slowly creeping further and further up the east coast.
How come I hurt my back even with good form and this motherfucker is still walking
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
How come I hurt my back even with good form and this motherfucker is still walking
Negatively describing a pro athlete as "elder millennial" is not something I take kindly to reading
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Negatively describing a pro athlete as "elder millennial" is not something I take kindly to reading
And they STILL got accused of political retribution at every turn
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
And they STILL got accused of political retribution at every turn
We've seen how he holds a baseball bat, I don't have much confidence in his basketball skills
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We've seen how he holds a baseball bat, I don't have much confidence in his basketball skills
"Everyone is 12" theory strikes again.
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Everyone is 12" theory strikes again.
I don't recall that marketing. I thought it was pitched before release as "a miserable person is immune to a virus that makes everyone happy." The alien element wasn't publicly known before the pilot premiered.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I don't recall that marketing. I thought it was pitched before release as "a miserable person is immune to a virus that makes everyone happy." The alien element wasn't publicly known before the pilot premiered.
Had never thought of it as a bootyhole before.
Can't not think of it as one now.
Thanks for that.
Can't not think of it as one now.
Thanks for that.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Had never thought of it as a bootyhole before.
Can't not think of it as one now.
Thanks for that.
Can't not think of it as one now.
Thanks for that.
Mine has pulled this number on me:
Democrat in power: Did you know about [insert totally misunderstood non-scandal Fox won't shut up about]
Trump in power: Oh I don't follow politics
Democrat in power: Did you know about [insert totally misunderstood non-scandal Fox won't shut up about]
Trump in power: Oh I don't follow politics
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mine has pulled this number on me:
Democrat in power: Did you know about [insert totally misunderstood non-scandal Fox won't shut up about]
Trump in power: Oh I don't follow politics
Democrat in power: Did you know about [insert totally misunderstood non-scandal Fox won't shut up about]
Trump in power: Oh I don't follow politics
"Ritual piercing and the shedding of blood"?
So they're totally fine with nasal vaccines...right?
Right?
So they're totally fine with nasal vaccines...right?
Right?
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Ritual piercing and the shedding of blood"?
So they're totally fine with nasal vaccines...right?
Right?
So they're totally fine with nasal vaccines...right?
Right?
That...might be the single most concise summary I've seen
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That...might be the single most concise summary I've seen
0.2 - Break from Bluesky
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
0.2 - Break from Bluesky
If one appearance gets the full series I'm going with Jesse Heiman.
Guy is in EVERYTHING.
Guy is in EVERYTHING.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If one appearance gets the full series I'm going with Jesse Heiman.
Guy is in EVERYTHING.
Guy is in EVERYTHING.
The ONLY reason I dislike the idea is because it means I wouldn't get an HBO miniseries of it
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The ONLY reason I dislike the idea is because it means I wouldn't get an HBO miniseries of it
Do you think congress will be willing to stand up to a veto?
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Do you think congress will be willing to stand up to a veto?
Also fun fact:
L. Frank Baum
L F B
El-Fuh-Buh
Elphaba
L. Frank Baum
L F B
El-Fuh-Buh
Elphaba
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Also fun fact:
L. Frank Baum
L F B
El-Fuh-Buh
Elphaba
L. Frank Baum
L F B
El-Fuh-Buh
Elphaba
The youngest person who voted for Clinton is how old, 47? 48?
Nobody younger than that cares a bit
Nobody younger than that cares a bit
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The youngest person who voted for Clinton is how old, 47? 48?
Nobody younger than that cares a bit
Nobody younger than that cares a bit
I've received "pls fix" emails that were more literate
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I've received "pls fix" emails that were more literate
A true TNF return to form
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A true TNF return to form
Even Archer's crass jokes were often *wildly* cleverly written
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Even Archer's crass jokes were often *wildly* cleverly written
Split it how you will between physical weight and pounds sterling
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Split it how you will between physical weight and pounds sterling
That sounds to me like 75% of prospective buyers are just taking themselves out of the bidding war
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
That sounds to me like 75% of prospective buyers are just taking themselves out of the bidding war
I'm less worried about "election happening in 2026" and more worried about what happens in January 2027
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm less worried about "election happening in 2026" and more worried about what happens in January 2027