Look pal, if your ego is so fragile that you feel like you have to add your name to something I think we're ALL willing to let you have Trump-Epstein Island.

I kind of feel bad for Drake. He's gotta wait a whole year to release a Super Bowl diss-track followup.

If Trump wants to be on the board of the Kennedy Center he should have to sing a show tune from any musical to do it. Literally any musical.

"Rebellions are built on hope." Jyn Erso

If Donald Trump was smart (he's not), he would have paid E. Jean Carroll the $5M he owes her before he became president again. Now the press have an opportunity to ask questions about it and rub his nose in it every chance they get (they won't).

I'm going to look at the next four years as being "The Empire Strikes Back" although I'm not to keen of being frozen or having me hand lopped off. But the Jedi will return. Balance will come to the country again. We can do this.

Merry Christmas to all! Wishing you peace, love, and joy today and every day.

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social in honor of the Superman teaser dropping today, I'm going incognito. Thanks for using John Williams theme too. Can't wait to see it next July!

We got a new dog!! He's a total teddy bear and just wants lovin, snuggles, and belly rubs all the time!

Left up to some people there would never be a 🌈 Reading Rainbow and we just can't let that happen.

I tried to think up something profound for my intro here in the Good Place but I couldn't think of anything original and of merit.

Instead I bestow upon you some of the wisest words ever spoken, "Be excellent to each other!"