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Ryan the Sore

@ryan.crawcour.social

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Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud" Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B? Posts are my own.

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Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 5h

jeesh he is a miserable man. so sorry you have to hear this crap.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 5h

sure. send some this way. with some rice, and garlic naan. thanks!

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 9h

Maybe if the fckwit in the house that is white didn’t spend as much time as he does protecting and defending the ‘fa’ there wouldn’t be a need for the ‘anti’ part.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 9h

I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 9h

It’s becoming more and more and more compelling every single day.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 9h

“Isn’t from me”

the woman is wearing a pink top and earrings and making a funny face .

ALT: the woman is wearing a pink top and earrings and making a funny face .

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Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 11h

So you can’t blame your mother for telling.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 12h

Oh she absolutely told everyone David. We all know.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 12h

Can I still protest across the street from their house? Or next door? I mean I’m not outside THEIR house, I’m just nearby.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

SHE'S A FUCKING ENGLISH LIT MAJOR AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHAKESPEARE. how fucking useless is she really!?!?

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

anybody for an injection of energy ... Hipkins is a wet dead fish flopping around. give us someone to vote for, someone to back and be excited by, not just a "not Luxon".

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

i dont know what's worse though .... the 12% that think NZ First is doing a good job or the 4% that think they want Seymour as PM.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

yeah it both terrifies me and saddens me that it is still "close" .... that's largely because we have an absolute wet fish "leading" the opposition.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

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Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

they really are getting quite desperate now to kick some stimulus in to this failing enconomy ... but i don't think you can "lower interest rates" your way out of an austerity induced stagnation.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

they are desperately to kick some stimulus in to this economy ... but sadly, those lower rates will mostly be gobbled up by greedy landlords leaving tenants with no rent relief, still paying insane food prices, and therefore still no disposable income to spend in retail andor hospo.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

well played sir, well played

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeead, in your heeeeeeead, in your head, in your head, in your head in your hea, hea, hea, head ......

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you're welcome .....

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step by step guide.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

surprised you dont attract every cat from the neighborhood in to your garden!

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

what in the absolute hell is this!?!?! fuck no. no. no. No. NO!

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"

Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

Go smash it. Sending much aroha. Kia kaha.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

Good news for you, the iPhone OS is still mostly the same thing it was 20 years ago. It really hasn’t progressed.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

My cats both regularly dream. You can see them twitching. One of ours “runs” in his sleep like he’s chasing things. The other often “talks” in his sleep.

Ryan the Sore @ryan.crawcour.social · 1d

EIGHTY THOUSAND on strike. Bloody hell. Could be, and should be more. And even at that number this govt simply does not care.