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Ryan Boyd
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Here for a good time / Los Angeles
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Watching this football game
Achewood "Oh man that is mega nasty / That is dog shit" panel.
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Leno telling a joke.
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Setting the vape to Turbo
Detective Homer J. Simpson (handsome with scarf).
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Hey man what’s up
Ryan (white man in cheap black glasses) holding a cool vinyl copy of Neil Young’s album Tonight’s the Night in front of the lower half of his lopsided face. Note the ceiling fan shadow in my penthouse apartment.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Average ESPN gameday ad
Ad for discount dick pills from a scam site that aired during the ESPN broadcast of the Independence Bowl.
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Cats when they wake you up in the morning
Lord of the Rings elf king up close, I dunno.
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Check out this dog I met
A white cow staring at you from behind a fence. She’s in a brown grass pasture and there’s a barn in the background.
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Stop vaping so much, it’s a sign of weakness
Bert Cooper whining about Roger Sterling smoking too much then telling his dumb story about Hitler not smoking that Rogers makes fun of.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Homer in his big surveillance-camera cowboy hat.
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Reading the restaurant's menu days before a date
Birdman rubbing his hands together expectantly.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Three 6 Mafia album Most Known Unknown cover.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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"Children of Men" cafe scene.
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Honest and healthy, sir!
Trump plucking the FIFA Peace Prize medal and looking like a demented old weirdo.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Three 31-year-old men
Mad Men still with Roger, Harry, and Don in a convertible.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Radiohead Bends guy open-mouthed with eyes closed.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Setting a freezer-beer timer on my phone
The Predator's detonator display from the end of the movie where he tries to nuke Arnold.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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When I forget a freezer beer
Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner in the rain.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Sign in laundry room: Let’s Keep Our Laundry Room Clean!

My neighbors:
Lord of the Rings guy saying No, I will not destroy that ring.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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When an article of clothing contains synthetic fibers
Salieri (F. Murray Abraham) in "Amadeus" looking judgmental and disappointed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When you finally tell friends about a new relationship
Lady about to christen a boat called "The Live-4-Ever" in the Simpsons McBain movie gag.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Bart with a bubble pipe and a jacket with elbow patches.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I love to play it for a beautiful woman
Handsome Detective Homer Simpson.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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When a vintage shirt is Assembled of US Components
Solid-gold and bejeweled King Homer Simpson.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Dr. Nick from The Simpsons recoiling in disgusting at something on a TV monitor.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The Manning brothers have 72 hours to leave Iraq
Peyton and Eli Manning yucking it up with noted murder / war-crime enthusiast George W. Bush.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM