RyanB
@ryanbseattle.bsky.social
SQL DBA who believes that the Cookie Monster has been unfairly persecuted for years. He just wants a cookie!
Because whatever else you add to a bacon sandwitch, it is still going to taste awesome.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Because whatever else you add to a bacon sandwitch, it is still going to taste awesome.
Someone needs to wipe their mouth.
(drool)
(drool)
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Someone needs to wipe their mouth.
(drool)
(drool)
The most adorable thing I have seen this week!
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The most adorable thing I have seen this week!
The plan didn't work, tho
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The plan didn't work, tho
It was all a distraction so he could steal a stuffie from "the mussle"!
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It was all a distraction so he could steal a stuffie from "the mussle"!
Beefy-Wells trying to figure out how to deal with Barry has me cryin' 😂
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Beefy-Wells trying to figure out how to deal with Barry has me cryin' 😂
"This might be my favorite episode ever".
Same
Same
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"This might be my favorite episode ever".
Same
Same
This was my view last night. The fog was creepy as hell.
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This was my view last night. The fog was creepy as hell.
The Long Grey welcomes you back to the PNW K.L.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Long Grey welcomes you back to the PNW K.L.
She has an M on her forehead!
I would have called her Maude...Or Bea.
I would have called her Maude...Or Bea.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She has an M on her forehead!
I would have called her Maude...Or Bea.
I would have called her Maude...Or Bea.
Sounds like an euphoric event SQLGrrl.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sounds like an euphoric event SQLGrrl.
It also weighed like 6 pounds.
You got to play a game for an hour and do a forearm workout at the same time.
You got to play a game for an hour and do a forearm workout at the same time.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It also weighed like 6 pounds.
You got to play a game for an hour and do a forearm workout at the same time.
You got to play a game for an hour and do a forearm workout at the same time.
Um...Why not just a normal pot holder?
We've got like 13 of them (sic) in the drawer.
We've got like 13 of them (sic) in the drawer.
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Um...Why not just a normal pot holder?
We've got like 13 of them (sic) in the drawer.
We've got like 13 of them (sic) in the drawer.
What does the AI summary say?
(hides)...(sic)
(hides)...(sic)
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What does the AI summary say?
(hides)...(sic)
(hides)...(sic)
I think you mispelled "presidents"
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think you mispelled "presidents"
One time, I had to normalize zip codes using the zip code as the PK and then stored just the fk in the other tables
(i'm dead inside)
(i'm dead inside)
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One time, I had to normalize zip codes using the zip code as the PK and then stored just the fk in the other tables
(i'm dead inside)
(i'm dead inside)
I've been somewhere like this.
I feel your feelings...Both then and now.
I feel your feelings...Both then and now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I've been somewhere like this.
I feel your feelings...Both then and now.
I feel your feelings...Both then and now.
So...Do you keep the end of the bobbin?
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So...Do you keep the end of the bobbin?
he took that nail trim like a king!
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
he took that nail trim like a king!
Don't mess with the ears
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Don't mess with the ears