Ryan Byham
ryanbyham.bsky.social
Ryan Byham
@ryanbyham.bsky.social
@fthismovie.bsky.social

I highly doubt this is legit, but it made me laugh.

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March 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Well, that’s another one in the books and another grand slam. A huge thank you to @erikabromley.bsky.social and @patrickbromley.bsky.social and @fthismovie.bsky.social for all of the effort into coordinating 13 hours of controlled mayhem. Great pic(k)s and great company from the whole FTM community.
March 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is a pornographic amount of emotional manipulation. Kill shot after kill shot.

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March 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
There are many more important things going on right now, but is Liv wearing a kimono?

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March 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Looks like Bruce outlived another Gruber.

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March 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The gravity and/or lack of gravity in “He’s got Space Dementia” forced me into a spit take.

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March 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
March 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is a countdown that takes place within another countdown a hat on a hat?

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March 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can’t Set It Off without Queen Latifah.

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March 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
8 Gs you say?

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March 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m pretty sure that Armageddon flunks the Bechdel test so hard it may need summer school.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Will Patton’s fair weather ex can seriously fuck all the way off.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It just occurred to me that this is probably Michael Bay’s crown jewel as a director. It’s a pretty solid 2 1/2 hour journey.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
17 different Aerosmith songs in 1998 was definitely a choice.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Will Patton has to save the friggin world just to get dapped up by his ex and kid. It’s a cold world out there.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Say what you will about Michael Bay but his movies never look or feel cheap. Between music licensing, casting and the schmancy sets, I can only assume this was budgeted at one zillion dollars.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Another Roadhouse Alumnus alert!

Marshall Teague, with his throat intact.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Psychologist Udo Kier? That’s a casting trophy right there.

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March 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
These drillers are flying into space to drill an asteroid. Can we at least get a wow from Owen Wilson?

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March 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Billy Bob is the gravitational plant that Bay puts into all of these movies to keep them from spiraling into ridiculousness. File under Ed Harris in The Rock.

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March 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is some mighty good Willis, at the height of his Willisness.

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March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cabbin with Mr Cooper

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March 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Nice to see Mike Starr not mobbed up in this one.

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March 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Gary Sinise has resting betrayal face.

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March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Is it too much to ask for a Rodney Dangerfield co-writing credit for the Sinise joke?

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March 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM