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@ryandaniels.bsky.social
Chillaxin' To Oblivion
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December 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
In the Christmas spirit, to whomever made the car commercial where the kids in the backseat get older and included scenes where the young kids are first with a puppy but then later their older versions are taking the dog to be put down: rot in hell.
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I hurt myself today/To see if I still feel...
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have reached the age where my luggage is clothes and a small mobile pharmacy.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That was very David Cone coming in for one out to get Mike Piazza in the 2000 World Series and I don't appreciate the memory!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Honestly, it rules to live on the West Coast during cool sporting events.
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have two suitcase sizes: carry-on and I'll kill myself if I have to bring this big motherfucker.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Dodgers scheme of stockpiling aces via trade and free agency and signing one of the greatest talents of all-time...may just be crazy enough to pay off.
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You like big plays on offense? Do you like relentless defense? Well, the #nyjets are not for you. But if you like penalties...
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Spend money/capital on a pitcher. Not a two-year, high salary grandpa or some clever Moneyball shit. 200 innings, 30+ starts, and can go 6 innings. #Mets
September 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Almost insane that the highest payroll in baseball absolutely winged it with their starting staff. #Mets
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sure, they're not nearly as talented as the Bills, BUT they're also much more undisciplined. #nyjets
September 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
As always, Jets are doomed until the Johnsons sell. Worst owners in sports, and I'm including brutal repressive petrol states. #Jets
September 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's craaaaaazy Mendoza put in his starting catcher to pitch. #Mets
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is Stearns' fault. Rolled the dice on a cheap rotation, and the house of cards finally fell. #mets
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Only humans, dogs, and lions are known to get prostate cancer.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Can't catch a break. Can't hit a fastball. #mets
August 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This dude cannot accept that nobody wants to wear a computer on their head.
July 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lololololololol
July 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If I committed murder, I would simply tell Columbo to take a hike.
July 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Juan Soto got that Poochie VIBE
July 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Led Zeppelin is the best band that could barely write a song.
June 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Please don't put in the paper that I'm watching the 2024 Wiffle Ball All-Star Game.
June 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Up 5-1, I was feeling really good about the Mets, and God saw that and put me back in my place.
June 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM