Ryan Jacob
@ryanjtp.bsky.social
“Romance is not dead, if you keep it just yours” 🐶🐶🐹🐹👬🎮♉️🏳️🌈
“How I wish we could just date. So you can teach me how to be more like you. Wish I was more like you.”
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
“How I wish we could just date. So you can teach me how to be more like you. Wish I was more like you.”
Hand on the throttle, thought I caught lightening in a bottle. Oh but it’s gone again. And it was written, I got cursed like Eve got bitten.
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hand on the throttle, thought I caught lightening in a bottle. Oh but it’s gone again. And it was written, I got cursed like Eve got bitten.
“We could do anything, anything you wanna do. Butterflies all around, it’s easy with you. It’s so funny, no one gets me like you.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“We could do anything, anything you wanna do. Butterflies all around, it’s easy with you. It’s so funny, no one gets me like you.”
“Oh, I’ve been wondering how you’ve been.
Oh, here we go again.
Such temperamental skin I’m in.
What’s there to do?
Try and improve?
Suffering preoccupational hazards in your room
Maybe you don’t
But baby I do.
Oh, maybe I need you”
Oh, here we go again.
Such temperamental skin I’m in.
What’s there to do?
Try and improve?
Suffering preoccupational hazards in your room
Maybe you don’t
But baby I do.
Oh, maybe I need you”
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Oh, I’ve been wondering how you’ve been.
Oh, here we go again.
Such temperamental skin I’m in.
What’s there to do?
Try and improve?
Suffering preoccupational hazards in your room
Maybe you don’t
But baby I do.
Oh, maybe I need you”
Oh, here we go again.
Such temperamental skin I’m in.
What’s there to do?
Try and improve?
Suffering preoccupational hazards in your room
Maybe you don’t
But baby I do.
Oh, maybe I need you”
Someone take me back to Peru, I miss when people would say, “Tienes ojos bonitos” to me
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Someone take me back to Peru, I miss when people would say, “Tienes ojos bonitos” to me
I’d pay real life money for people at work to stop fucking with balances. Like please if you can’t do basic math just ask someone else to help you.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’d pay real life money for people at work to stop fucking with balances. Like please if you can’t do basic math just ask someone else to help you.
I’ll be your lover undercover, make wrong feel right. I’ll be your dirty, dirty thoughts that you try to hide.
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’ll be your lover undercover, make wrong feel right. I’ll be your dirty, dirty thoughts that you try to hide.
“I see me padding ‘cross your wooden floors, with my Eagles t-shirt hanging from the door. At dinners I’ll call you out on your contrarian shit. And the coastal town we wandered ‘round had never seen a love as pure as it. And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea. Cause it could never be.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“I see me padding ‘cross your wooden floors, with my Eagles t-shirt hanging from the door. At dinners I’ll call you out on your contrarian shit. And the coastal town we wandered ‘round had never seen a love as pure as it. And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea. Cause it could never be.”
🎶Gave me roses when I died, just to kill me one more time. Now I gotta cut you off, gotta cut my losses.🎶
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
🎶Gave me roses when I died, just to kill me one more time. Now I gotta cut you off, gotta cut my losses.🎶
No other artist stood a chance.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No other artist stood a chance.
🎶It’s so much better, when everyone is in. Are you in? 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
🎶It’s so much better, when everyone is in. Are you in? 🎶
Not going to lie, I really did eat it up when older men called me “mature for my age”.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Not going to lie, I really did eat it up when older men called me “mature for my age”.
Holy Duff Hilary! Mature is blowing my mind. “You’re so mature for your age, babe.” 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Holy Duff Hilary! Mature is blowing my mind. “You’re so mature for your age, babe.” 🎶
The Old Religion is blowing my mind with its melody. 🎶
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Old Religion is blowing my mind with its melody. 🎶
Sympathy Magic, Perfume and Milk, and Buckle is an insane 3 track run on Florence + The Machine new album. Im in love 😍
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sympathy Magic, Perfume and Milk, and Buckle is an insane 3 track run on Florence + The Machine new album. Im in love 😍
This new Taylor Swift album is amazing!!
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This new Taylor Swift album is amazing!!
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Loved getting a matching tattoo and seeing Weapons with my bestie tonight. 🥰💖
September 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Loved getting a matching tattoo and seeing Weapons with my bestie tonight. 🥰💖
Hearing Taylor talk about The Eras Tour™️ is so heartwarming. I miss it so badly.
August 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hearing Taylor talk about The Eras Tour™️ is so heartwarming. I miss it so badly.
Tired today, but had to make sure I grabbed that pre-preorder for Taylor Swift’s new album! ❤️🔥#TS12 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
August 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tired today, but had to make sure I grabbed that pre-preorder for Taylor Swift’s new album! ❤️🔥#TS12 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
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Congratulations to Taylor Swift,,, may you have peace and happiness and continue to gain more of that. This community is so happy for you,!!!
::: KING SWIFTIE
::: KING SWIFTIE
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Congratulations to Taylor Swift,,, may you have peace and happiness and continue to gain more of that. This community is so happy for you,!!!
::: KING SWIFTIE
::: KING SWIFTIE
TAYPENDENCE DAY OFFICIALLY DECLARED MAY 30, 2025 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍
May 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
TAYPENDENCE DAY OFFICIALLY DECLARED MAY 30, 2025 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍
This week has really tested my patience at work. It almost makes me want to quit.
May 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This week has really tested my patience at work. It almost makes me want to quit.
My adrenaline is still pumping after seeing Sinners. I’m definitely going to have nightmares after that one.
April 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My adrenaline is still pumping after seeing Sinners. I’m definitely going to have nightmares after that one.
*Sigh* didn’t get a Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order ☹️
April 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
*Sigh* didn’t get a Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order ☹️