Ryan
ryanmavity.bsky.social
Ryan
@ryanmavity.bsky.social
I’ve always been the caretaker
You lads will be pleased to know that your whole idea of wrestlers looking naked without knee pads or boots extends to the wrestlers themselves according to Lance Storm
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Given that Patel is a big hockey guy, I’ve always thought he was channeling Brandon Tanev, who’s internet famous for his bug-eyed headshots
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And on the subject of the Seattle Mariners once again coming up short in soul crushing fashion, from the great @jonbois.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Took in today’s matinee at Cap One. Crappy first period ended up biting the Caps in the ass & their third period comeback fell short. Alas, no Ovi goal but did get this assessment from my 11 year old daughter: “The fighting was the best part.” Hell yeah
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I made a whole Ravens-themed one with no headshots
September 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Decided to do some art with this Caps one
September 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Playing Defector/Immaculate Grid’s Some Guys I Remember From The 21st Century & gotta say, this is some flawless Ravens Guy Remembering here: nine Guys, no headshots. Needless to say, the Aughts were a special time for Guys who played for the Ravens
September 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Same energy…
August 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A guy at Crooked Hammock’s Beer Drinker’s Choice Awards actually did this outfit a few years ago
August 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Its the same energy. Its just a matter of which Hale-Bopp comet they choose to follow and whether they take us all with them
July 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I maintain that no one looked cooler than Goldberg wearing the Big Good Belt. He looked like he was born to wear that belt
July 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Was a real bummer that the Montreal Alouettes released DB Don Callis not long after taking a picture with AEW Don Callis
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The only King I’ll recognize
June 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Now that the Stars are out, we can fully marvel at Mikko Rantanen’s bizarre playoff game log: first 4 games vs Colorado, 1 point, -4. Next 7 games vs Colorado & Winnipeg he goes on the mother of all heaters with 9 goals & 18 pts. Next 7 games vs Winnipeg & Edmonton: 3 points, -6
May 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think Roth put it best…
May 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
May 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hell yeah
May 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
May 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
RIP Johnny Roastbeef
May 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Random thought watching old Caps highlight clips from the late 80s: Pete Peeters’ Caps mask gets funnier the further we get away from that time period
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Cue the draft chime…
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Big Pro!!! Caps get the first one from Hockey Jokic
May 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Scott Steiner is one of maybe three people on earth I’ll give a pass to for still using Xitter because this is absolute posting art
May 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Are you there Jah, it’s me Ras Trent
May 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For proof
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM