Ryan
ryanmdesigns.bsky.social
Ryan
@ryanmdesigns.bsky.social
Not a big fan of canned tuna.
A cheese quesadilla is $6 at Taco Bell?! I guess I'll have to start growing my own quesadillas at home.
September 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Guys, "validity" and "truth" are different things. You can be valid and also wrong.
August 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We did it! "Gatekeeping" has officially lost its meaning. Let's wrap it up.
August 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've noticed I say "haha" and "lol" pretty often when I text, so I recently started saying "yo ho" instead. 🤷‍♂️
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like cookies, but not cookie cake.
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I don't know who needs to hear th..."
*scroll*
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Let's just quickly reset our brains and understand that overrated ≠ bad, and underrated ≠ good
February 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'll just be over here listening to Doechii.
February 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I can't even imagine wanting to be a nazi. Like, what would make you want to be the most basic, faceless, and stereotypical evil antagonist? Zero for creativity.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What the heck is up with taco soup? Like, just make the tacos.
February 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think I might start being someone who claps when the plane lands.
February 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I envy the comfort people receive from the delusion that billionaires care about the working middle class.
February 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tenacious D shouldn't have stopped their tour.
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You can't prove anything to someone whose position didn't require proof in the first place.
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Best item at Taco Bell?
January 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not only have I been hearing the word "objectively" a lot lately, but it's being used correctly only about 50% of the time.
January 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Jelly Roll must have a sick marketing team because I feel like I know all about him, even though I never once asked.
January 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I just never really understood why the Infinity Gauntlet required a snap. Like, could you not just will it to do whatever you wanted?
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So are we also changing the Mojave Desert to the American Desert? The Cahokia Mounds to the American Mounds? Or is it that you just don't like the word "Mexico?"
January 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'll never understand the complaints about gas prices. When I turned 16, which was about 18 years ago, gas was $5 per gallon. I paid $2.60 today...
December 29, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Didn't have time to make coffee this morning, so I drank the stuff from the day before. Wish me luck.
December 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Spooky
December 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I wonder how many Pizza Rolls I could eat.
December 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Can we maybe start using the word 'objectively' correctly before we have another 'literally' on our hands?
December 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM