Baby bison zoomies alert! 💨 Meet Samson, the newest (and speediest) member of our Free-Roaming Area herd. Born over Memorial Day Weekend, this fluffy little calf has already mastered the art of sprinting joyfully across 435 acres of forested fields like he owns the place. 🦬

This shit is killing me

I graduated from the star fleet academy just to get a job cleaning the jizz out of the halodeck

I have figurative blood on my hands

Evangelion but it's the twitter staff being asked to pilot the site again

I'll need an exorcism to get the soul of twitter out of me

if I ever have to break a door down I'll do you all proud, I promise

Direct-to-DVD Sissy-Boy Slap-Party 2

Couch bound and down, loaded up I'm cumming

When I log on to this site and see a post from someone I recognize from the broken site

Pretty soon some people are going to have to lie and say the Pontiac Aztek was ahead of its time. Not me though