oh to be a guy with a bleached buzzcut

don’t drug test me this morning 🤪 i had a lemon poppyseed muffin 🤪

girls are to purple how boys are to red

who hurt you guys on monopoly go’s sticker go app? why are y’all scared i ain’t gonna send you a 1 star 0 rarity sticker? babe i’d give that to you for the small price of a compliment? i am not emotionally attached to that damn card

i love walking by someone who is eating an orange

since it feels like the world is ending i guess i’ll document my thoughts to immortalize myself