rye blighter
@ryeblighter.bsky.social
for sale: baby shoes, very stinky
who doesn’t love a hot girl with a straight up fuckin disgusting laugh
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 AM
who doesn’t love a hot girl with a straight up fuckin disgusting laugh
the mta has kidnapped my family and threatened to have me publicly executed i need $2.90 right now someone please help i don’t know what to do my family needs me
November 17, 2024 at 3:28 AM
the mta has kidnapped my family and threatened to have me publicly executed i need $2.90 right now someone please help i don’t know what to do my family needs me
going to the strip club and instead of throwing money i tell them jokes
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
going to the strip club and instead of throwing money i tell them jokes
rip walt whitman you would have loved lori lightfoot
November 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
rip walt whitman you would have loved lori lightfoot
are you allowed to tell jokes in japan
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
are you allowed to tell jokes in japan
sitting on a bench in the upper east side swiping on tinder with a 1 mile radius and a 40-70 age range
October 4, 2023 at 7:06 PM
sitting on a bench in the upper east side swiping on tinder with a 1 mile radius and a 40-70 age range
i’ve never seen it but i can’t imagine red sparrow being a bad movie
September 28, 2023 at 5:24 PM
i’ve never seen it but i can’t imagine red sparrow being a bad movie
one time i did senior ditch day during college and i missed one of my finals
September 28, 2023 at 4:32 AM
one time i did senior ditch day during college and i missed one of my finals
no humans were harmed in the making of this cat video
September 10, 2023 at 5:37 PM
no humans were harmed in the making of this cat video
pussy meat is god
September 8, 2023 at 8:26 PM
pussy meat is god
white girls love hozier
September 8, 2023 at 2:01 AM
white girls love hozier
what if the cure for cancer is getting the shit beaten out of you
September 6, 2023 at 12:19 AM
what if the cure for cancer is getting the shit beaten out of you
a movie except it goes on forever
September 3, 2023 at 4:49 AM
a movie except it goes on forever
if i am at the movie theater i am a millionaire, everywhere else i am poor
September 2, 2023 at 5:32 PM
if i am at the movie theater i am a millionaire, everywhere else i am poor
drop the “the.” just robocop. it’s cleaner
August 31, 2023 at 6:07 AM
drop the “the.” just robocop. it’s cleaner
hey man how much for that cigarette butt you just stepped on. i need it for a science project
August 29, 2023 at 4:32 PM
hey man how much for that cigarette butt you just stepped on. i need it for a science project
wondering why my shoes stink until i remembered i fart in them every morning
August 29, 2023 at 4:32 PM
wondering why my shoes stink until i remembered i fart in them every morning
babies of all races are cute
August 27, 2023 at 9:37 PM
babies of all races are cute
hope i get murdered on this date
August 27, 2023 at 9:35 PM
hope i get murdered on this date
when we bring back the guillotine can we road test it on young sheldon
August 27, 2023 at 3:17 AM
when we bring back the guillotine can we road test it on young sheldon
someone just texted me about young sheldon and i’m incensed
August 27, 2023 at 3:16 AM
someone just texted me about young sheldon and i’m incensed
it’s always fungi, never fungus
August 26, 2023 at 6:06 AM
it’s always fungi, never fungus
after we mush can i have a cookie ?
August 26, 2023 at 2:53 AM
after we mush can i have a cookie ?
pocket full of rocks to kick
August 26, 2023 at 2:46 AM
pocket full of rocks to kick
sometimes i wonder if i wipe good
August 26, 2023 at 2:45 AM
sometimes i wonder if i wipe good